Sacrificial white shirt, paint/crayon/marker large yellow circle on the belly part. Stop at the closest drugstore or KMart on the way to the party and buy the $9.99 devil horns and tail set. Poof: you’re a deviled egg.
Craze up your hair with whatever hair gel, spray or goop you have, stick it up in random spikes. Draw lightning bolt on cheek with eyeliner and safety pin socks, underwear and fabric softener sheets onto clothing. Poof: you’re static cling (and you’ll smell April fresh!)
Wear a plaid flannel shirt, make-up on some beard stubble and carry a little gardening hatchet. Poof: you’re a Very Ineffective Lumberjack.
Stick maxipads all over yourself with their adhesive and act stuck up. Poof: you’re Self-absorbed.