That was old 20 seconds into the first commercial and it hasn’t gotten any better.
The latest Chevy truck ad where they are in the mountains and have to choose which truck to use as their remote office. There are three guys but only two trucks. Does one guy not get an “office”? Or are we supposed to assume that all three of them are going to cram into the cab of the Chevy?
I can’t stand this Cox Gigablast 3d printed food commercial. One, they are playing the shit out of it; two, some of that food looks downright disgusting; three, the fucking earworm! Sometimes I think it would help if I knew all the words to the damn song but then again, that might make it worse.
The Farmers Only dating site commercials.
Going by them, farmers in the US only come in one color — White.
Seriously, those commercials are all white. All farmers are white. All country people, male and female, are white.
I call total BS on that.
Hah! My wife calls that site “CrackersOnly”. 
Anything with screamers. Especially that guy who hates surprises and opens his hotel door to a surprise party. And now they’ve updated to a goat: the goat screams, the guy screams, the guy on the phone screams, round and round and round.
I want to decapitate the entire “That is so Jeffrey” family hundreds of times.
That stupid smug Chevy trick question asshole.
“I want you to decide which of these three cars won a dumb award.”
“I think it’s B.”
“WRONG, it’s all three of them!”
“…no, asshole, I’m not wrong. In fact it was impossible for me to be wrong, they were all correct answers, and now I never want to buy any of your cars because you’re a complete muppet.”
Stupid premise for a humblebrag.
There’s only been one commercial in the last several years that makes me change the channel because it’s annoying (that doesn’t count the one for the ASPCA–I change the channel on that one too, but watching cats and dogs in distress makes me sad, not annoyed). I notice some other posters have mentioned it too: that stupid thing with Peyton Manning singing alternate words to the Nationwide jingle.
I don’t know why it affects me that way, but it does. Other commercials are annoying, but not change-the-channel annoying.
I see it (fast forward through it, actually) at the end of the Daily Show. Right before The Nightly Show. Whoever scheduled that missed the demographics in so many ways.
Amen, brotha. That commercial irritates me, too. “Well, you’re wrong.” “No, he’s not!” I shout at the TV. “He picked a car that won the award! He’s not wrong, you blockhead!” Plus El Beardo that’s acting as the “host” of this series of Chevy commercials is just way too smarmy.
I was just reminded of the latest McDonalds ads, with the McPick2 promotion. You have today’s young up-and-comers hanging out, probably planning a MickeyDs and chill, and they order this “McPick2” thing while flashing two fingers in some kind of a gang sign.
Is flashing the gang sign a required part of the transaction? Is this two-finger code pledging some kind of loyalty to Ronald’s Crew? Will gang violence between the Crips and the Clowns be breaking out at the local McDonalds thanks to these gang signals?
I really want to know.
The Peter Pan Geiko ads. I hat that fucking brat
Yeah, that one gets me, too. However, it he is trying to be annoying, as opposed to some of these other examples, like the lumbersexual on the Chevy ads, who is unintentionally irritating.
Re: Peyton Manning, we were joking when that faux scandal broke about the PED accusation, he’d be singing “Lawyers make this go away”.
This All State Ad where a woman humiliates her presumed boyfriend with a safe driver bonus check because he thinks that men are better drivers than women.
It is not just that she bullys him, it is that her argument is totally wrong. Her talent as a driver has nothing at all to do with what sex has the better drivers. She is totally ignorant and totally arrogant.
According to the USDA 93% of farmers are white.
Which is about the same percentage of me finding white eggs as opposed to brown eggs at my grocery store.
Little Caesar’s “Off The Grid”
Especially because the most annoying part is the very beginning, which means I don’t have a chance to mute it or change the channel before it gets annoying.
It’s especially annoying to us, since we live in Gardena and the closest Sonic place is in Duarte*, at least 20 miles away.
*Duarte is known as the home of the City of Hope hospital.
The AT&T Wireless commercials that touted the product’s “reliability” while everything else in the house falls apart. Except the people. That is damn awful!