Bolding mine.
It’s Farmers.
It wasn’t until they’d been using Kate Upton for a while that I saw somewhere that apparently she’s supposed to be Athena. They certainly don’t really seem to care much about establishing that connection.
It’s Darrell Hammond.
How many of us are old enough (like me) to remember what the original sounded like?
Historical trivia: I grew up in Portland, Oregon, and I remember when Kentucky Fried Chicken first hit my town. They didn’t have fast food outlets yet, in those days and for several years it was only available in a restaurant called The Speck (not a very appetizing name, now that I think of it). We went there a few times over the years. We never called it KFC or anything like that, we called it “Speck chicken.” It was quite a while before I realized it was a national franchise sort of thing.
I agree with Irishman, the first thing I thought of when this new Colonel Sanders opened his mouth is “why did they make him sound like Bush?”
That is who I thought it was. It seemed intentional that he was “playing” Sanders and was not meant to “be” him.
Pretty sure their radio commercials have the announcer calling her “Wendy”.
The Sonic ads have been pretty bad ever since they replaced the long-suffering wife and husband with the current lineup of two boy/men who apparently spend their entire days eating at Sonic (and why aren’t they dead yet?). But strangely, my suspension of disbelief didn’t get really strained until these morons started raving enthusiastically about slushies with candy mixed in. Is it even possible that two grown men who, against all evidence, apparently have the maturity to have jobs and cars would willingly and enthusiastically drink what I imagine to be essentially syrup covered gummy bears?
Is there anyone above the age of 14 who wouldn't find the idea entirely gag-inducing?
I think the dialog would be more like: "Hey, you want one of those Sonic slushies with about a million calories of crap mixed into it?".
"Fuck no. Let's go get a beer."
I’m pretty sure it’s Darrell Hammond. And my impression from reading stories about the Colonel is that impersonation might be dead on. Remember that Harland Sander actually decided to BE a Kentucky Colonel when he was made one in 1950.
They had some ads fairly recently with the actual Wendy Thomas.
The redhead spokeswoman character is called “Red”
I can come up with plausible reasons the girl gets dragged along - they’re running a number of errands that includes a stop at the phone store. And yes, the older sister is really obnoxious - she is a teenage girl.
Shows how well their advertising works.
I don’t kniw enough about the game to know how obvious it should be to players. I oicked up she’s some inspirational figure.
I’m old enough to remember him, but I don’t remember what he sounded like. But it’s not like google and YouTube are unavailable.
I guess it doesn’t really matter - part of the transformation to mascot.
What does that have to do with anything? We’re talking about his voice and mannerisms and laugh.
In radio commercials, at least the one for the strawberry salad, a woman with the same voice as “Red” is announced as “Wendy from the local Wendy’s”.
I actually liked most of the husband/wife ones, in part because the husband got some lines in on the wife and so neither was really the “dumb” one. The newer ones with the two guys are largely just forgettable.
I don’t remember the husband and wife ads.
Right now, we have Kevin Durant Sonic ads.
Weird…in the one ad I’ve heard on the radio – where they’re trapped in an elevator – the narrator identifies her as Red.
If this one hasn’t been mentioned, it should be.
Chevy something - all these random people talking about how it’s like a luxury car or a Lexus or something, and variously they go on to describe it as “boss” or “dope” among other things - what decade are these people living in?? No one could muster up a “groovy” or “hip”??
Inane.
I wonder how many people are still buying into Lifelock after their dozen plus failures to protect their own CEO.
The Allstate(?) commercial where the dad says things like we are never having kids, we’re never getting married, we’re never moving to the suburbs and then at the end he says I’m never letting go. Are you guys not watching your own commercial? Dad doesn’t exactly have a stellar record at keeping his promises. Are deadbeat dads your target market?
Yoplait has one where the trippy woman is having a conversation with a milk cow. Not sure why, but she refers to the beast as “milk cow” just so we know that this big cow-shaped animal with an udder and teats is one that makes milk.
The milk cow has a male voice.
Didn’t know there were transgendered cows. 
Is that the one with the CGI cow in the fridge? The CGI cow with the enormous rump?
Cows don’t have big rumps or hips. They have bony behinds. (Why the commercial-cow annoys me, I’m not sure. :dubious:)
Milk cows usually do. There are many types of cattle and not all have bony hips and rumps. Fat cattle for instance are rather … fat.