I’d never heard the term “fat cattle” before and searched it. The images do show bulky animals–but the bulk is in the belly area. No big fat rumps show up in the first couple of hundred images.
I did some more searching and found that the fat-rump cow is the Lactaid mascot:
Dad is just a little too late dropping kid off for the school bus, and evil bus driver gives a smirk as he drives off without the kid. Dad and son exchange a glance, and Dad, in his 215 or so horse-power Nissan Altima manages to just barely beat the bus to school.
I’m not reviewing the whole thread to see if this one’s been mentioned.
Those “Our Time” over fifty dating website commercials. Who are they kidding? They feature “real ‘Our Time’ members”! Yeah, right. The actors look about 35 or so. They’re either (a) lying, or (b) photoshopping the bejesus out of these folks.
I’m sure if I looked at the Our Time website I’d see a bunch of far more typical old geezers like me. But pictures of real folks our age would make an unappetizing commercial.
I’m not seeing 35 year olds. Maybe that first guy looks youngish, and one of the blonds might have had a facelift. All the others look at least 50 - attractive, but in the correct age range.
Legit-a-master. Dude, you’re wearing a suit in a pool. What a maroon.
Subaru commercial where dad is cleaning out the car to pass it on. He pulls out a crayon from when his daughter was in kindergarten, an armband from a hospital visit in middle school, a flower from her prom. Why was all that crap still in the car, and why bother digging it out now if you haven’t until this point?
My new hate.
Allstate commercial, stupid girl says" Didn’t you say men drive better than women? then how did I get a safe driver check?m did they make a mistake?"
It makes me want to start telling her in the most condescending way possible, that a single counterexample doesn’t disprove a statement about group averages, and that if she is that stupid, then yes, they made a big mistake.
What really blows my mind is why the ad agency who designed this commercial thought that having a window cleaner be the pitchman for connecting a student to a school was a good idea. The implied message is that the window cleaner used Education Connection (as he clearly knows about it), but that means he got a college degree and is now a window cleaner.
I noted that one but I was far more annoyed by the supposed “mime”* that speaks with a horrible French accent. I’m sure I posted it in one of these commercial threads.
*I tried to look up to see who she was to see if she was actually French and the info I found about the commercial refers to her as a mime. She doesn’t actually speak but she does do a voice over in that annoying accent.
Speaking of car insurance, how about the ad where some Asian woman talks about how you (the audience) named your car “Brad,” and did everything together, and then the insurance company called, and “you do your happy dance.”
First of all, WTF does any of that mean? And second of all, do they really think that a lot of people will identify with it?
I disliked that commercial the first time I saw it. After the second hundred, I just want to take a sledge hammer to that woman’s car and let her spend her bonus check on getting it fixed!