Laughing at cars

Okay, so I’d rather be on two wheels than four any day of the week. I belong to a car co-op, so I don’t have to deal with any of that messy insurance and buying hassle.

But yesterday I saw a car that had me in stitches. A brand new vehicle called the Nissan Murano.

It’s another SUV, so I guess I should be calling it a truck, but what I really want to call it is a laugh-mobile. The colour looks like someone dipped a pumpkin in silver paint and then electrocuted it. The grille gives it even more of a ‘silly smile’ look to it. I kept expecting hundreds of really tall clowns to jump out when it came to a stop light.

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I haven’t seen one “in person” yet, but I think it’s a rather nifty vehicle, certainly different from anything else out there. If I was in the market for a fancy new car, I’d take a look.

I can’t help but laugh at the trucks that are raised way up off the ground on huge tires, or that have the “Calvin peeing on some other truck company logo” sticker. I just sort of assume that the driver is a very stupid redneck who uses his big truck to try to make up for other things that are too small.

It looks like an AMC Gremlin.

Looks like another SUV to me.

Jerrybear—me too. That and the silly rednecks who go and plaster their names on the back window panel of said truck. I saw one the other that read “Bill and Stacy” and under it “Forever together”. Ugh. Can we say tacky?:slight_smile:

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Looks like a Pacer boinked an Aztec.

That’s a station wagon if I ever saw one.

Sometimes you don’t need mescaline to make such observations.

Okay, me idiot perhaps, but I’m looking at that picture and I can’t see what is so unusual about the Murano.

It looks like a Brobdingnagian butt-plug.