snatchbrisket?
Mr. Jarbaby suggested that I move away from powertool/body parts into meat cuts/body parts after I was reduced to a pile of laughing madness at the Paulina Meat Market, referring to my husband as a ‘total shankmeat’
in any case.
Clearly, the funniest thing in this thread is the ‘herding eels’ reference. I’ll be using that all day. 
jarbaby
Hello. I’m Dick Sweetbreads.
Ummm…Paulina–sausage shoppe of the gods.
I’ve been trying to imagine it for ten minutes now. Not the most productive ten minutes of my life, mind you, but they sure were fun. But I must now admit defeat. I have no earthly clue what a dancing labia is. The closest I can come up with is like that clip they used to show at the begining of films:
“Let’s all go to the labia.
Let’s all go to the labia.
Let’s all go to the labia!
To get ourselves a treat.”
I told you that would come back to haunt you…
(It was worse than that! She even sang a song called “Le Clito!”
Sadly, that club has since closed.)
The Eels were OK when they were acoustic. But they sucked after they went electric in '67.
[Slightly dull side note]The Eels are a UK (I think) band. They did a very good song a couple of years ago called Novocaine for the Soul [/slightly dull sidenote]
Well, as LaurAnge said, stand up comics like Carrot Top really do suck. They’re not cool at all. Now, back when I was still attending Harvard, we knew a chicken fart from a hole in the ground, let me tell YOU!
Sounds like a good idea to replace that shitsteak Microsoft paper clip. (How’d I do, jarbabyj?)
Matt, Lauren, and I went to a drag show. One of the performers was a man whose outfit was made to look like a labia.
Very interesting, it was.
I would just like to make the following observation, while matt_mcl still loves me:
no good flame has ever come from LaurAnge, bnut several have come from andygirl.
Esprix almost took a hostage in one thread; matt_mcl has never come close.
The biggest rant Brunetter ever posted was that she was having marital problems (bear with me here).
QED, Canadians are incapable of flaming due to the coldness of Canadia.
[sub]And anyone who thought I was remotely serious about that needs to get the fuckin’ stick out their ass.[/sub]
Apparently not too badly, since I now see that you used “shitsteak” ten minutes before I did in this thread. Am I cool enough to have had a simultaneous invention of a jarbabyj epithet, or was it just an unconscious rehash of an old one?
Why, you, you, you, you HOSER! You, you, you, you not nice person!
OK, I have to go now. The huskies need to be fed, eh.
gives Iampunha a great big kiss. with tongue.
first, the Eels are not a UK band. they’re america-made. they rule. electro-shock blues is one of the darkest, truest albums i know of.
second, i’d like to take a moment to get back to the point of this thread. which is to say, funny people suck. fuck off!
whoosh. i feel so much better now.
What, I’m not witty? 
Esprix
You are! As are namy other people I didn’t mention. I was just using Fenris, Scylla and jarbaby as examples. If it makes you feel any better:
Fuck you, Esprix. You suck.
Yes, I do, and very well, thank you. Furthermore, I rock. 
Esprix
Y’know LaurAnge, earlier i hit reply and said this exact same thing. And then i didn’t submit it because i was scared he’d take me seriously. Anyway…
Yeah, you suck Esprix. Go away PooHead.
Fran
Of course, i quoted the wrong bit of text. I meant to quote only:
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Now let us never speak of this again.