lazy1 - Welcome to Hell

The Aryan Nation sent a delegation down to South America to find Hitler. Finally they found him, an ancient old man hidden away on a plantation in the jungle. They asked him to come back and be their leader. Hitler thought about it, and then growled: “Alright! But this time, no more Mr. Nice Guy.”

(ziiip)

Darn! Does that mean no more jokes about U.S. politics?

Q: Why did Andrew Jackson, who slaughtered my Cherokee ancestors, end up on the $20 bill?

A: THAT’S NOT FUNNY!

My mother took my brother and me to see “Night and Fog” when I was eight years old. Early on we learned about the horrors of the Holocaust.

I just try to maintain a sense of humor in this world. This is all sort of ironic as I have recently been lambasted for my strong reactions to the near-massacre in Cupertino, CA and the building collapses in Bhuj, India in recent threads.

Yay, I love when everything comes together. :slight_smile:

And now…courtesy of the Meat Council! Please, enjoy THIS tripe:

oh lazy. first of all…I brought up only 2 people. ever. Soup NAZI was given up as an example and I understand his name as a Seinfeld tribute right off the bat (still don’t like it…but I get it)

second of all I never smeared them . For one I never even said anything, just listed his name, and the second I said, “I wonder what he was thinking” Someone else on the board also wondered about WMITH screen name and asked his motivations. Is that not allowed? Question nothing?

And nimune, I agree that the NAZIs should be mocked…CALLING YOURSELF A NAZI doesn’t serve that purpose.

Zenster I already said that I live my life through humor, NAZI humor isn’t one of them. Remember the guy who played Colonel Klink in Hogan’s Hero’s and now his name escapes me by some cruel fate of the gods? He was a German Jew whos family was killed in the holocaust and people were amazed that he agreed to play a NAZI on Hogan’s Heroes.

His explanation was this: he would only play the role if the NAZIs were NEVER shown to win, NEVER shown to be right and were ALWAYS made a fool of.

then I said this:

I don’t think Beer NAZIs name or your jokes did that, that’s why I didn’t laugh.
your assholishness,

jarbaby

Werner Klemperer

Actually, I came across a little piece (in the New Yorker, I believe…maybe Harper’s) about how German comedians/comics have finally come to the realization that all sorts of wonderful jokes can be made about Nazis.

I mean, there’s the long-standing and (in)famous testicle-deprived Nazi song. The Great Escape also has a lot of poking fun at the Nazis (though that one ends up rather depressing).

Moreover, my guess would be that BeerNAZI is just a play off of soup Nazi, which you claimed to be understanding (if not forgiving) of.

Well, now that I’ve had a beer I think Mercutio is right. I could calm down. I don’t like BeerNAZI’s name, I was in a pissy apartment-hunting failure mood and he rubbed me the wrong way with jumping right into the SDMB filled with hate. I apologize for flaming him or her right away I guess, but I couldn’t respond in the ATMB thread because it was locked by the time I got home.

Hey gang.

Lets try something.

DNF it and lets see what happens.

Especially don’t feed it barbeque. These annoying little critters love barbeque.

First this

[QUOTE]
Originally posted by jarbabyj *
Well, now that I’ve had a beer I think Mercutio is right. I could calm down. I don’t like BeerNAZI’s name, I was in a pissy apartment-hunting failure mood and he rubbed me the wrong way with jumping right into the SDMB filled with hate. I apologize for flaming him or her right away I guess, but I couldn’t respond in the ATMB thread because it was locked by the time I got home.

And then this

  • Plagerized by lazy1@boltonlandingny.net* Well, now that I’ve had a beer I think Mercutio is right. I could calm down. I don’t like BeerNAZI’s name, I was in a pissy apartment-hunting failure mood and he rubbed me the wrong way with jumping right into the SDMB filled with hate. I apologize for flaming him or her right away I guess, but I couldn’t respond in the ATMB thread because it was locked by the time I got home.

WTF??? And your point is???

I think Lazy 1 is either really, really lazy, or really, really stupid or both, really.

:Sniff Sniff:Smells like troll to me

Do not feed it then. :wink:

without FTT

I think that I wasn’t clear in my OP, and that’s my fault. I apologize for it. I would like to clear up my stance on a very distinct issue before wrapping this crazy BBQ up for good. (please take your garbage with you…your mama don’t work here)

  1. When I said that I don’t think NAZI jokes are funny…I was then bombarded with “we should mock NAZIs” “we should show how stupid NAZIs are”.

OF course! Let’s do that at every turn. But to date I have not heard (in my lifetime) one NAZI joke that made NAZIs look stupid or mentally inferior. NAZI jokes that I hear deal with their violence, their ability to roll over other governments, their robot like mindset…none of that is funny, or exposed as ridiculous. In a google search of NAZI jokes, one that comes up is:

A group of ten NAZIs were raping a young girl in the woods. The girl was decidedly upset and yelled out “nein nein!” so one of them got off.

Not funny. At all. Not even from a basic joke structure standpoint.

Now: Did you know that members of the Hitler Youth were basically unemployable after the war because their math, language and history skills were so poor that they couldn’t even graduate high school from being so exclusively trained in military pursuits?

there’s something that I find very funny…the so called superior race could barely read or write…but lord a’mighty they could shoot a gun.

  1. I have a gigantic and widespread sense of humor. Dirty jokes, offensive jokes, un-tellable jokes. One day I told a joke about a parapalegic on a date and the girl next to me TOOK HER ARM OFF and said, “I don’t think that’s funny”. That’s why I’m a little more careful these days. She and I are friends now…but it made me realize that words can be hurtful.

  2. I don’t know what you mean by repeating my post back lazy…but if it means you’re apologizing just like I did…I’d appreciate a footnote or at least a little author credit.

let’s move on. I’ve learned my pit lesson…it’ll be a while before I come back.

jarbaby

Not trying to be an asshole here, I agree with being most careful about jokes you tell in public. That said, the above mental image cracked me up as it reminded me of when a friend in my VFW said something he thought was funny about a legless guy and our Quartermaster unhooked one of his artificial legs and threw it at him.

I cracked up at THAT too…

I have no pride…

Didja know that the microwave oven was invented in Germany?

Early models seated twenty.