Leap Year? More like CREEP Year! February minirants.

My roommate has a habit of taking off for a night or a few nights on a whim. Which is fine- it’s her life. The problem is that she has all these animals to look after.

The other problem is that she’s never once asked me to feed them or take care of them. I don’t really mind feeding the dog or letting her out and the cats are even less of an issue because I can easily see if they’ve got food, water, and clean litterboxes. But if I’m supposed to be the one doing it, I need to be told that because this isn’t my dog and this isn’t, by default, my responsibility. The even bigger problem is that, more than just sort of saying nothing and making this possibly just an error in communication and slight discourtesy, she will swear up and down that she’s going to do it or has done it or always does it, depending on the moment I bring this up. And then… she doesn’t. Or hasn’t. Which means if I go with what she says, her animals will go days and days without being fed or let out.

And THAT’S what drives me crazy. Because like tonight- I was out most of the day and got home around 9 and she was out. I had no idea how long it had been since she left, so I texted her to ask if I should feed the dog. She said no because she’ll be back. Aaaaand… she’s not. So my problem is not that it’s such an onerous task to feed the dog, but that the dog had to go without her dinner til 1 AM when I, having dozed on and off because it’s night time, woke up and realized my roommate still wasn’t home. And had that not happened, she would have gone without entirely.

Last week, she was pet-sitting and before she left, we discussed it. She said she’d be back to take care of her animals “like always.” and I told her that was fine and that I would likely not be home at all for the majority of the time, including overnights, so if she needed me to do anything, she would have to tell me. I’m trying to manage some pretty hairy family stuff and have been burning the candle at both ends

GAH OKAY we interrupt this rant for another small rant, which is that my fucking cat has developed a charming habit of going into his covered litterbox, starting to pee, and then turning so he starts by hitting the wall of the box and then ends by firehosing the whole very small room with urine (which he just did just now and I just cleaned up) and between that and the fact that he pukes like 30 times a day (I’m working on trying to help him with that, but in the meantime, it’s a fucking mess on top of being worrisome), often on my pillow and bed or under my bed, I am losing my damn mind trying to keep this space clean enough to be habitable for both them and me. And my mobility is limited, so getting down on the floor to clean this up, moving the bed to get under it, stripping my bedclothes practically every day and trying to get them up and down the stairs, and trying to move other furniture to make sure all the pee is cleaned up… all of that is painful and unsafe and complicated and some of it pretty much impossible for me and I simultaneously want to wring his little neck and feel like a complete piece of shit for not being able to keep their environment as nice as they deserve.

Anyway, back to my roommate. She acted a little perplexed and a little offended when I told her not to assume I would be there and to specifically ask me if she needed me to feed the dog. Because she keeps asserting that she’s always there to do it. Which I don’t understand because like… the people who 100% know that isn’t true are 1) me and 2) her, so why the charade?

She didn’t visit the house at all for four straight days at one point. Probably longer. I wasn’t there either and she still hadn’t asked me to check on them at all, but since I don’t trust her to do it and wasn’t going to let the animals suffer just to make a point, I still came and made sure they were cared for. But- I’m not usually one for games like this, but I started leaving things in a particular way that would be changed if she came through and sticking a card in the door that would drop to the floor if the door opened to see if she had been there. I was frustrated with not being able to get a straightforward answer and with the fact she was lying to me. And the thing at stake wasn’t just like… the dishes or the mail or just that I wanted to be controlling. It’s living animals. And also, I thought there was a possibility that maybe she WAS coming when I wasn’t there and I was overreacting and assuming the worst and making the issue up in my head and directing other stresses at her and being completely unfair overall. I wasn’t.

I don’t even think there’s any point in trying to address this. Possibly it’s just another thing like the bills- something that I just take care of because I know she’s not going to do it and if I expect her to, it will just be a constant fight and I would constantly be stressed out and irritated with her about it, so it’s a lot easier for both of us if I just pay them myself. But I just don’t need another thing to juggle right now.

Gah, Surrender Dorothy, that sounds like a nightmare. But have you had your kitty checked for diabetes? I ask only because mine was doing the same; massive pees and puking all over. He’s doing okay now with daily insulin shots that are actually way better than giving a cat a pill.

Okay, I’m all for people being careful or even staying home when it snows. But we have a poker party tonight and one of the invitees sent a worried email fretting about our forecasted 2-6" of snow, and offering to pick up others in his 4WD behemoth. Sounded like a good idea, so a couple people took him up on it.

He just sent a follow up. He’d slid on his steep driveway, so put his SUV back in the garage. He’s not coming. Okay… but then he cancelled the party.

He’s not the host. It’s not his party.

But he’s a Force Of Nature, and I know the host of the party won’t stand up to him. Even though a ton of food’s been made. I’m trying to get a couple of us to go out and visit the host, but sounds like he’s given up.
NOTE: This is the frozen tundra. 2-6" is common, and easy to drive in for natives. But Canceller Palpatine is from the South, and I’m sure he feels like he’s just saved a life or two with his swift, decisive action.

He could. He doesn’t produce diabetic quantities of pee, though, so much as he just does a pirouette when he goes and distributes it where it does not belong. The goal for this week is to work out how and when I can get him in to see the vet for the vomiting and weight loss because I feel like I’ve exhausted the diet change options. He’s semiferal, so the process of getting him there may be a little complicated and, since I’m not able to carry his carrier, I would need my roommate’s help, which… well, you can guess how that goes. I do want to get him in for at least a checkup and maybe blood work. He just turned nine in shelter-estimate years, so it probably wouldn’t hurt him to do a dental, too.

I suspect that it’s stress related- my roommate’s cats are extremely aggressive with my cats and will very deliberately attack them given the chance. Which, apart from being miserable for them, leads to my girl cat peeing in places other than the litterbox. We tried letting them out at different times so that they were separated but both able to have some freedom, but it’s something that I’m a lot more concerned about than she is. Which is natural, given that it’s my cats getting beaten up and my bed being peed on. So she kept forgetting to shut the door or letting her cats out of her room because her boy cat doesn’t like being confined and will paw at the door in protest. So the end result is that my cats are confined to my bedroom 24/7 to keep them safe and keep things sanitary.

So they’ve been through a lot in the past few months. They went from living in a very quiet home with just me (and I’m very quiet myself) to having their space invaded and their home turn into a zoo and being stuck in one room all the time… I can’t say I blame them for being a bit unhappy.

You may be displeased to learn that the NBA is considering changing its name to the National Bryant Association.

While those world leaders are together, can we also quit the mourning over Kurt Cobain, Anthony Bourdain, Paul Walker, Tupac, Biggie ‘n’ Bowie, Gandhi, FDR ‘n’ JFK? And where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio?

Also Robin Williams and Steve Irwin.

What? Harambe is forgotten already?

Wait, wasn’t Robin Williams just Harambe with ADHD?
(Let’s pretend I had enough free time to find a pic of Mr. Williams jumping around shirtless, and photoshopped “Harambe Off His Meds” as the caption. And it made the front page of imgur and became a meme)

No one stares at their phone than me, but how about when you are entering or exiting an elevator while checking your Instagram messages, yelling at your baby Daddy in the middle of a supermarket aisle, or texting your mother while exiting the “Entrance” door of the local supermarket, you for once HALF A SECOND consider the needs of others that need to use those spaces???
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Sounds like you all could do with one less roommate.
My sympathies.

Low-sodium broth is available.

I know you’re joking, but there is a petition to put Bryant on the NBA logo which has gathered 2 million signatures.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/01/28/entertainment/kobe-bryant-nba-logo-petition/index.html

Funny I haven’t seen one post about how the MSM gloated how Michael Avenatti was the second coming. Now guilty of extortion of NIKE! Hypocrisy at their best.

I got called for Jury duty this week. The way my county operates jury duty is you have to call the phone line each evening and see if there’s a jury trial scheduled for the next day. You only have to physically report to the courthouse if there’s a trial scheduled. I know other people at work who have rearranged their whole work schedule and then never had to come in. I’m only scheduled for 3 shifts this week. My day shift was yesterday which was a state holiday so the courthouse was closed. Then I’m scheduled for 2 night shifts tomorrow and Thursday. I looked at trading the nightshifts but it’s hard to get people to pick them up so I gave up and gambled that I wouldn’t get called. I lost my gamble. I have to report to the courthouse at 8 am. I’ll go home and sleep for a few hours and then get up for my shift. Which isn’t bad. I normally aim for a 3 hour nap right before my first nightshift. The problem will be if I also have to come in Thursday after working all night. And then work another night shift. Dammit.

Why do hotels put signs in the bathroom telling you to hang up the towels you want to keep, when housekeeping just replaces them all anyway? Also, I don’t need a new bar of hand soap every day, one bar will last me the rest of the week.

You also haven’t seen any WITCH HUNT! type posts about him, either. If I’m not mistaken, when he was arrested there were plenty of comments about what a scumbag he turned out to be. That’s the thing about most liberals, when presented with new facts, we can actually change our minds. We don’t deny reality just because someone is on our side, which is standard behavior for most conservatives.

Leave the “do not disturb” sign on the door. That’s my standard protocol.

Problem: I feel tired, sore and stiff all the time.

Doctor: “let’s do an MRI just to rule out any spine problems”
Me: “OK, whatever”

Doctor: “HOLY TOLEDO, You’ve got a slipped disk pressing on your spinal cord, arthritic inflammation, the works. I’m calling in a specialist to determine if there’s any way short of surgery to fix it”.

So bad/good news the family curse of bad backs has caught up to me/ maybe it’s fixable.

I never felt that more than a handful of Democrats seriously supported him. Mostly it was just a way to troll the Trumpers. But conservatives are notoriously humor impaired.

If he was a Republican that had gone up against a Democratic President, he’d still be in the running. White collar felon convictions are a feature, not a bug, for Republicans.