Except all the crap on that table was on the floor and aisle surrounding her seat. And there were food stains all over the front of her dress.
“Service dog”, or “service any-animal”, has become an abused term. A couple of years ago, a woman tried to get an ostrich through TSA security by claiming it was a “service animal”. Nice try. LOL
I had this vision of a 85 year old little lady in my home town screaming I"M NOT DEAD YET!!!
Our landlady asked us to bring hand sanitizer. Friends from Ireland aren’t meeting us. Don’t blame them they have a kid. We are still on.
You know, “freemen on the land” spend years trying to achieve this…
I lost a lot of money today because of the corona virus. I want a do-over, dammit.
How did you lose money? Please tell me you’re not betting on the numbers.
Check your investments today??
Corona virus came to my house and said I had to give him tree-fiddy!
That wasn’t no Corona virus. That was the God damn LOCH NESS MONSTER!
DAMMIT, Loch Ness Monster! We WORK for our money in this house!
I gave him a dollar. I thought he’d go away if I gave him a dollar!
Using a rental car while mine is in the shop, may I just lay a hearty “Fuck You!” to the asswipes at Nissan who, apparently, can not figure out the entire “bluetooth” thing. This thing just sucks.
Today is Ash Wednesday and while I’m not Catholic, it irks me that the irk cafeteria has no meatless offerings.
Today is Ash Wednesday. That ain’t my rant. My rant is that close to my house there is a legit “Drive Through Ashing” in an old tree lot where you can get a drive-through blessing today. There are so many people there the line goes out into the street and makes an already nightmare intersection into a giant drive-through clusterfuck.
PS - that’s aggravating about the meatless choices. I can find something to eat anywhere, but if it’s not a religious institution, it makes more sense to have both.
excuse me, I just need to update my Proof That We’re Truly Fucked Up list.
I thought you escaped, er, retired?
May I suggest that if you don’t want to be irked, you might want to not go to the irk cafeteria.
Ooh, give up cafeteria food for Lent!
As a kid, we had a minister who said “God doesn’t want you walking around frustrated because you’ve given up something dear to you. Why not add something constructive to your life for Lent?” Smartypants preacher…
I got suspended from Twitter for 12 hours. :mad: I’m very annoyed.