Learn from my mistakes, children.

Don’t eat an entire box of Banana Granola cereal in one sitting, no matter how tasty.

::stands, covers bottom with hands, and waddles to bathroom::

–Tim

Oh dear, sounds bad, Homer. I promise not to do that, as long as you promise not to have a large bowl of raisin bran with a big glass of apple juice as a chaser. Works the same.

don’t drink a gallon of fresh-pressed cider all at once either. (it’s those floaty things on the bottom that do it.)

Ahhh, all cleaned out.

–Tim

[singing] “… and away go your troubles, down the drain!” [/singing]

My experience from all that high fibre food is that it tends to make bricks that float. And trying to get them to negotiate the S-bend can be difficult…