Least favorite characters of your favorite TV shows

I’m so thankful that they killed Lucy off. Finally, the show can take on new characters with depth and personality…oh wait, they gave us that Cleo person… She adds absolutely nothing to the show, except for mediocre sub-plot lines.

The (fairly) new detective on Law and Order, Detective Green or something like that is really annoying. Bring back Chris Noth! The fact that they change a cast member ever half season doesn’t help matters either…

Wesley from TNG, of course…

Thats about it. As soon as I post this though, I’ll think of more…

I absolutely cannot stand Lindsay Dole on The Practice. I think there is no chemistry between her and Bobby, whatsoever. Besides which, I also think she’s a bitch and a snob. (Can anyone tell me what it is that Bobby supposedly sees in her? That whole relationship has always seemed so forced to me.)

Now that the character’s pregnant, I can’t wish her dead, but I’m sorry she didn’t die when that wacko knifed her last season.

Helen Crump on The Andy Griffith Show. Andy should have stuck with Ellie. Or Miss Peggy. Or Charlene Darlin. Or anybody.

…but Lindsay Dole (is that right or is it Doyle?) is really hot…

I haven’t seen many recent episodes, so maybe she’s gotten better. Rachel from “Friends” is such an annoying, awful character I’m really glad she isn’t a real person. The way she continually, intentionally ruins Ross’s life and relationships with her petty jealousy is appalling. Ick. She’s everything I would never want to date, or even let my brother date.

Scrappy Doo! I could never stand that neurotic terrier with a Napoleon Complex…

I’d list Frank, Daphne, and Thelma (Velma? Selma? I can never remember) too, but they had the all-important role of going the other direction while Shaggy and Scooby found the monster…

Dr. Romano on E.R. - no one is that evil and smug. Doctors just don’t get shoved around like he seems to be able to do. In fact, just about everybody on E.R. bugs these days, but he’s the worst.

Here’s another vote for Ross on Friends. And one for Janice - they seem to think she’s the kind of character you love to hate, but you really just hate to watch her.

Drew’s brother on Drew Carey- he’s a whiny drag (no pun intended) that slows down any scenes he’s in.

I was never very fond of Karla on Cheers.

And cartoon characters I could do without include The Wonder Twins, Gleek, Marvin and Wendy from the Superfriends; any “doo” besides Scooby, and Minmei from Robotech.

Amen to that, Brother! I also had a grudge with Howard Sprague. Nothing in particular that I can point to that I didn’t like, just a general dislike.

And in regards to Niles and Daphne getting together on Frasier, didn’t the writers ever watch Moonlighting? The show died once Dave and Maddie got together.

No, you’re not the only Simpsons fan who thinks this way. This is a big topic among the Simpson groups on the web. I cringe everytime a major Homer story comes on now, it’s ridiculous.

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What about the other non-Doo Scoobys? For instance, Scooby Dum and Scooby Dee.

It has been proposed here that Scooby is the family name while Doo is the given name, as in Chinese tradition. Scrappy Doo, Scooby Doo’s nephew, would be the son of one of Scooby Doo’s sisters and an unknown dog with the family name of Scrappy. This page is very interesting and puts forth the hypothesis that Scooby Doo is an example of the ‘Dogs of Fo’, highly intelligent dogs that inhabited eastern China, said to resemble Great Danes (this makes sense, as such dogs would have to be very large to support their larger braincases). This breed was created by Fo Hsi, emperor of China in 2852 B.C., who created the I Ching and contributed greatly to Chinese knowledge of animal domestication.

There are problems with this theory, as the author apparently was not aware of all of Scooby Doo’s relatives and how they were related to each other. It does appear that Doo may in fact be the family name, see this list of Scooby’s relations…

Scooby Dum, cousin
Scooby Dee, cousin
Scrappy Doo, nephew

Ruby (Rooby) Doo, sister and Scrappy’s mother
Grandpa Scooby

Yabba Doo, Scooby’s brother
Whoopsy-Doo, cousin

Dooby Doo, look-alike cousin
Dixie Doo, cousin

Skippy Doo and Howdy Doo, brothers

All of Scooby Doo’s siblings share the name ‘Doo’. Not all of his cousins do. ‘Scooby’ also seems to be a very common name in his family, perhaps in honor of ‘Grandpa Scooby’ (I personally believe that Scooby Doo’s grandfather may also have been named Scooby Doo, and the most famous Scooby Doo might actually be Scooby Doo III).

One more vote for Ross in Friends. And Rebecca in Cheers.

On the other side of the ocean, Colin in Brittas Empire.

I rather liked Billie (although mind you, I liked Christine, too); but I suppose it helped a lot to know that she’s also the female vocalist on Meat Loaf’s “Paradise by the Dashboard Lights”…

…and she does a great job as part of Jim Steinman’s custom-built girl-group “Pandora’s Box”.

– Bob

Hillary on Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Her snobbish ignorance was no doubt meant to be humorous, but she frankly just annoyed me to no end.

Ross and Rachel on Friends. They used to be funny and add the whole romance thing to the show, but Pheobe and Joey have taken over the humor roles, and Monica and Chandler the romance. Ross is spastic and Rachel is a brat!!

And even though this show isn’t scripted, there were two people on the Real World (New Orleans) who bugged me: Kelley and David. Kelley was uncompassionate and full of herself and David…well…anyone who watched the show knows he was the token jackass of the house.

Chachi, on Happy Days…i just didnt like him…he didnt seem to fit

Any aggravating adult character on Dawson’s Creek. Who really cares??

cmon, what’s wrong with a guy who quit telling funny jokes, never allows other comics on his show, tries to do off the wall humor like letterman , and can’t do an interesting interview?

I hate Alan Alda on MASH.

I never even knew he was supposed to be the star the first time around. I thought that was McLean Stevenson.

So I tended to ignore him as one of the whiney characters you tend to ignore.

Now, of course I know who he is and can hate him in reruns.

From ST:Voyager - Chakotay is too whiney to be a leader, don’t like him. And Tuvak - if I were the captain, I would have fired him along time ago. Everyone and their brother is able to bypass his security protocols week after week.

From Xena - Joxor.

From Battlebots - Sean Salsbury.