Speeding without wearing a helmet.
Second gunman
Smashing a JATO-powered junker into the side of a cliff in the Arizona desert…
Trampled during a concert.
Accidentally gets shot by a parent while trying to commit suicide by defenstration.
The bends.
SCUD missile attack.
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Elephantiasis?
Drive-by shooting by the East Side Gazelles.
Complications following wrinkle-reduction surgery.
HIV infection after getting a Hello Kitty tattoo from a disreputable tattoo artist.
Because of the memory thingy with elephants…
didn’t want anyone to be offended.
Toxic Shock Syndrome after using your mattress as a tampon.
Suffocation after diving into a pile of M&Ms…
Post-anesthesia complications following rhinoplasty :eek:
Extreme and fatal bulimia and anorexia as a result of poor body image brought on by proliferation hyperthin supermodels in Vogue, Mademoiselle and Elle magazines.
Extreme and fatal bulimia and anorexia as a result of poor body image brought on by the proliferation of hyperthin supermodels in Vogue, Mademoiselle and Elle magazines.
Lead poisoning.
The elephant painted its toe nails with unsafe red paint when he hid in the tree.
or a swimming pool full of Jello.
I think both of those qualify as auto-erotic asphyxiation.
What?
Actually, it was terrified to death by the computer mouse
Double-posting.
Am I the only one out here picturing these horrible funny deaths (using a cartoon elephant in my imaginings, not a real one) and laughing myself off my chair?
Lightning (while he’s up in that tree)
Hit on the head by a wayward coconut
Drowning when the rope breaks while waterskiing
Bleeding to death from millions of tiny cuts after making an awful mess at the china shop.
Massive trauma caused by the collapse of it´s house after seeing Riverdance on TV.
Harpooned by an Icelandic whaler while on holidays in Blackpool.
Whacked in the head by a coconut falling from 6000 meters. (and you know WHO were carrying it in the first place)