"Leave Donald Alone!" Pleads His Press Secretary

Apparently he can dish out out but he can’t take it:

:dubious: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Crush the cheat-o.

I know Trump’s not as well informed as we might wish. But did he really think the President doesn’t get subjected to mockery? Maybe Washington avoided it but it went downhill after him.

If nothing else, this is going to be an amazing four years for comedy.
Or until the Gulag is up and running.

Yeah, not a fucking chance. You want respect? Be respectable, you chancrous scumbag.

No. fuck no. No fucking chance. You harassed Obama endlessly with the birther bullshit trying to question his legitimacy. Every single action you take will be mocked ruthlessly and opposed. Deal with it.

From the Mount Vernon website:

There was bitter infighting during the Early Republic. Washington was widely respected–but even he did not escape lies & mockery.

Trump? Mock away. I consider it my duty as an American.

Certainly seems undignified. Trump voters, what do you think of this plea/call/whatever you want to call it?

Indeed. The man has relentlessly mocked others who have earned his disdain for decades, and now he’s asking to not be mocked? Yet another example of how thin-skinned he is.

A heartfelt message to President-Elect Donald J. Trump: FUCK YOU!

“I won bigly in election, but haters and losers are still being not nice. Very sad! Unfair!”

…I certainly hope that the press get better at handling the new whitehouse press spokesman: because Sean Spicer just “trumped” that guy with gish gallop. That was a load of horseshit.

Leave Trump alone! He’s a HUMAN! :smiley:

Moved from Elections to the Pit.

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Are we sure? A lot of people have been calling me, very smart, top of the field, and they’ve been saying he’s some sort of slime mould. I’ve been talking to investigators in Queens who’ve been digging up information on his childhood, you wouldn’t believe what they’re finding.

The more I see of Trump and his dummies, the more I’m sure he’s a set-up to further the success of comedy-writers and comics for the next few years.

Who’d have thought that such a marginalised group could have such an asset?

:smiley:

The various Trump-regrets twitter accounts are full of people surprised that Trump and his team are actually this childish and weren’t doing it only for the campaign …

It’'s like some weird variation of Poe’s Law, isn’t it?

I think that people should stop mocking him.

He is actually going to build a wall and make Mexico pay. He is going to drain the swamp in Washington. Obama wasn’t born in the US. Trump’s mockery of that reporter wasn’t referencing the reporter’s disability. He did watch in Jersey while thousands and thousands of people cheered as the World Trade Center collapsed. The US is the highest taxed country in the world. Trump means what he says.

No need to mock.

It seems like it wouldn’t be possible to be this stupid, but I’ve checked up a couple of accounts and if they’re not genuine it’s a really long con. Singing his praise in October, and then being appalled through November and December for varying reasons, whether it be Hillary not being in jail yet, praise for Putin, the lack of nazi salutes, Goldman-Sachs taking over the administration or just the constant petty tweets about how biggly he won.