Oh come on! Don’t you people realize yet that Trump is mockery-proof? He won’t change his ways because of your mockery, he’ll plow on regardless. And that is the ultimate proof that the mockery doesn’t mean a fucking thing to him. He expects it. It might cheer you to imagine him weeping into his pillow at night but you need to face reality: it ain’t so.
Then it shouldn’t bother his Press Secretary(or you, for that matter) if he is mocked, right? And yet it seems to be working since y’all seem to be bothered after all.
Win.
Edited to add: Maybe bragging that your Main Man, who spent his entire campaign mocking others, is a hypocritical bitch that doesn’t care if he is mocked isn’t the smartest move in the world, debate-wise?
Maybe his secretary is afraid he’ll launch a nuclear strike on Hollywood.
Personally, I applaud Trump for only responding to 0.01% of the mockery he routinely gets.
The way he responds to that 0.01% needs some work, though.
I prefer to state it as:
Dear Whores,
Fuck You.
Overheard in the Trump White House:
Trump - I am getting sick and tired of all these asshole comedians making fun of me. They need to respect the office of the President. What I want to do is get Congress to pass a law making it illegal to mock the President.
Chief of Staff - Sir, I don’t think that’s a good idea. Americans are a freedom loving people, and even your party and supporters will oppose you if you try to pass a law limiting free speech.
Trump - Well, you could be right, but we have to do something to show these losers that they can’t get away with it. What if I just use my wealth and power to secretly destroy their lives?
Chief of Staff - Oh, absolutely, Sir. That one’s easy. We’ll get right on it.
Mocking Trump has absolutely NOTHING to do with getting him to change, or even getting him to notice that he’s being mocked. What on earth makes you think we mockers would ever embark on such a pointless path? Trump is himself, he has always been himself, and nothing/no one can ever change that.
The audience for Trump mockery is everyone except Trump. His colleagues in Congress, his supporters, his staff, his family, and especially those who may be wondering if their whole-hearted commitment to him may have been a teensy-bit misplaced. The idea is to make them see that their idol has feet of clay, that he is not worthy of their admiration or loyalty. We must not let people get used to him, get used to the way he operates. I mean, everyone has already forgotten the “pussy-grabbing” comments that were so shocking when we first heard them. Pretty soon Trump will be coming to Christmas dinner with his underpants on his head and everyone will just see that as normal. Can’t let that happen.
The guy is a satirist’s dream! How can you NOT mock him? Every day without exception, he provides some new eye-opening comment or behavior that begs to be made fun of. Mocking Trump isn’t really “mocking” him, because pointing out what an ignorant, self-centered, narcissistic, pea-brained dufus he is is simply revealing the truth about him. Politicians have always been the butt of jokes, stand-up routines, celebrity roasts, etc. But with Trump, you don’t have to make up anything! He provides the material, and it doesn’t even need any editing!
Is that what you infer from his spending so much time tweeting complaints about slights, real or perceived? When he *could *be spending that time getting intelligence briefings?
Get a fucking clue, mate. Wow.
The more you tighten your grip, Trump, the more comedians will slip through your fingers.
If Trump is mockery-proof then why is he always whining about people mocking him?
There’s only twenty-four hours in a day.
We don’t have to imagine it; we’ve got the butthurt 3 AM tweeting to prove it.
A lot of us got a promotion, we are now referred to as his “enemies”. Brothers and sisters, pals and gals, wear it with pride!
Oh, clever, I like this one!
Also legs of clay, arms of clay, hands of clay, a torso of clay, and a head of clay.
(And by “clay” we mean “dogshit”.)
But it’s time for America to come together as one nation and support our President.
Right, Donald?
Another reason his election - his sticking out the campaign - is so astonishing is that most celebrities who dabble in politics expect the political/mainstream press to treat them with the ass-kissing reverence the entertainment media does. The first time an E! reporter asks a hard question, that reporter is never allowed back in and E! gets blacklisted for a while in retaliation. The first time a celebretician gets asked a hard one and made a fool, there ain’t shit they can do, so they quit.
But yeah, I think Cheato expected the endless celeb deference to continue. Asswipe.
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But it’s time for America to come together as one nation and support our President.
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Right, Donald?
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You forgot to add the “Or else.”
Donald, they elected you President, Not PRINCESS…!
There is always a reason beneficial to Trump as to why he does the things he does. In this case he complains about people mocking him because it: a) delegitimizes his attackers because it presents them as acting out of malice rather than substance; and b) it energizes his base against the mockers.
I actually laughed out loud when someone called aldibronti delusional over his claim that Trump wasn’t bothered by being mocked. Trump has the toughest skin and the least concern over what people think of him as anyone I’ve ever seen. He does what in his mind he needs to do in order to accomplish his goals and he doesn’t give the least flying fuck whether anyone at all approves of it or likes him for it. That goes for those he does business with, his political opponents, his own fans or family, or anyone else. And he’s been that way through his entire career. Those who think Trump is hurt or bothered on a personal level by being mocked are the ones who are delusional.