There’s a reason for that, good Doctor: most of them (our friend Jeffery excepted, thank goodness) don’t seem to have a clear sense of boundary between fact, and that which they accept as fact due to their faith. Then they come charging into debates, expecting that we will accept Holy Writ - or even their particular interpretation thereof - as fact.
Needless to say, we’re rather hard on such people, and after awhile they leave.
where is this “Left Behind” board? now I’m curious to see what this is all about.
Carpe diem - Seize the day
Carpe noctem - Seize the night
Carpe cerevisi - Seize the beer
Go to the Left Behind Message Board and click on “The Narrow Road” or “End-Time Events.” TNR is where we spent most of our time, and it has the “We’re under attack” thread (now locked), which is rather amusing.
All I have to say is this: The day all the faithful Christians suddenly get physically snatched away by God to dwell in the kingdom of Heaven forever and ever … on that day I will gladly eat a 40-pound bag of moist cow manure with a salad spoon.
In addition, I solemnly pledge to broadcast said consumption over the internet. I swear it; cross my heart, hope to die, stick a needle in my eye.
To reiterate: Within 24 hours of anything REMOTELY resembling the “Rapture” occurring, I PROMISE to eat a 40 pound bag of moist, fresh cow manure, with a salad spoon, LIVE ON CAMERA.
So I’ll just sit here and wait for that to happen. You’ll excuse me if I don’t hold my breath?
Does anyone besides me feel bad for their kids?
One message from MikeM (not our MikeM, the one on the LBMB who signed on as “MKM” over here), in the “We’re Under Attack” thread, contains the following paragraph:
… which I think sums up the prevailing attitude on that message board nicely.
The truth, as always, is more complicated than that.
He said please.
These people are scary.
Anybody else find it ironic that their message-board is on a black-background? Sounds a bit, um, . . .
Nah, too easy.
-Melin
RTA says:
A hat with bells on is not funny, it is the jester underneath.
Thank goodness they’re almost gone. It’s enough to give lurkers and Christians a bad name.
Please, everybody, don’t judge Christians by those who simply claim the name.
Oh, and Court Jester? Maybe we could buy him some whipped cream to go with that?
Goldie
No, I promise to eat it STRAIGHT and completely unadorned with any such spices or so-called taste-masks.
So, when’s that Rapture? Anyone? Bueller? (smirking, tapping foot patiently)
If I send you an old 45 of the Blondie song, will you still eat the cow shit? I’ll even include the salad spoon. 
m.j.agee says it will be June 10th,this year.
I see nothing in this thread indicating Mr. Zotti has done anything to or against members of another board.
There is, however, a remark by the OP of this thread to having contacted Mr. Zotti, but that can’t seriously be considered as Mr. Zotti’s remarks.
Unless, of course, you’re damned stupid.
(Over the intercom): The Hale-Bopp Express is leaving in exactly 2 minutes. I repeat, TWO minutes. Please board immediately. This is the last chance for the Left Behind Members to return home.
Sorry, I just couldn’t resist.
BAAAAAA hahahahahaha
Um… aren’t they all dead?
† Jon †
Phillipians 4:13
I mean the Hale-Boppers… not the Pounders…
{wanting to say something about corpses and vultures, but it probably wouldn’t get understood}
† Jon †
Phillipians 4:13
(Winking) No, silly, they’re not all dead. Their souls are riding the Hale-Bopp comet into eternity.
Anyone who would wear a purple jogging suit deserves to die.
(note to self: Time for a vacation. Now you’re insulting dead people’s clothes…)
Gator, they probably aren’t into “Pounders”. Of course, if it was an anagram, they’d probably get it. (Sorry, couldn’t help myself…) But as one Pound Puppy to another, was there ever a point to the OP? And if so, was it worth all this??? Oy. It’s ok, though. This place is cool, even if it’s not all black and red. 