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Um, could I get an invite too? Normally, I don’t grovel, but I’m willing to make an exception in this case.
Well good grief, sister, of course you may join! Just remember that I am the Dark Queen, andygirl is the Dark Princess, read the ULVAN thread, and everyone will welcome you with smiling fangs and ready strap-on’s. 
Shouldn’t that be smiling strap-ons and ready fangs?
Er…
Note that lesbians have much more patience with trolls than the Gay Guy himself.
Party on, ladies!
Esprix
Holy crap! Is this a record for number of sock puppets in a thread, or am I on drugs?
[flat on back in dining room, having fallen off the computer chair laughing at the mental image of a Martha Stewart dildo]
Ouch. I’m suing.
ohgod i think i wet my pants…
But definitely not black. Black is not a Martha Stewart color. Make a selection from one of Martha’s Color Charts.
There’s the English Perennials Collection.
There’s the Araucana Collection, based on the colors of, believe it or not, Martha’s chickens.
Personally, I’m torn between Putty and Comfrey Green. What do the Teeming Millions say?
Putty? Good Lord, woman: an entire industry is rallying around the No More Putty-Colored Boxes (i.e., computers) movement and you want to go back to putty? I suggest Lupine Pink or perhaps Cosmos Melon. If nothing else, you’re never going to lose the thing.
Martha would no doubt suggest dying one’s pubic hair to contrast nicely with the dildo color. There we have the true reason for Lesbian Bed Death: if you follow the rules, it’s too damn much trouble.
Because they weren’t until now aware of this useful bit of information?
Oh the utter juvenility!
-H.P.E.
Three responses.
- Sunrise, think about your logic.
Your question implies that a woman with a strap-on is basically the same thing as a man.
So, by this logic, why not ask: Why do women sleep with men when they could sleep with a woman wearing a strap-on? Or perhaps - Why don’t gay men just sleep with a woman with a strap-on?
I do not mean this in a rude way - but come on. Use your head. Use some logic. Use some common sense. It will be clear to you.
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Further…biologically speaking - women are built to enjoy the penetration.
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Because they like boobies.
Tibs
Esprix, I think that lesbian patience at large is a by-product of our dating habits. I mean, really… do you know how long it takes to convince some straight girls? It’s mostly boys that are two beer queers.
Are you sure, andygirl. Cause in most of the, um, documentary films that I’ve seen the straight girls seem pretty easy to convince. Like where they show the young wife frustrated with her husband’s working late it seems that her friend can convince her to become lesbian with almost no trouble at all. And I’ve never seen any guy in those films even try to hit on each other, much less become a “two beer queer.”
You’d better not be telling me that those documentaries don’t reflect the real lesbian experience.
Great! Beaker, Dark Soldier in Training, reporting for duty. I’ll start polishing my strap-on for inspection.
I’ve been working on some for years. Any minute now…
beaker, I now have this vivid mental picture of a camoflage strap on.
Gives a new meaning to atten-hut, no?
You’re fighting the noble fight, you know. Keep up the good work.
<salute>