To Zyada 
I vote for psychic.
Awww, and there I was thinking you were just going to tell me that I wasted my 1,000th post in your thread. 
Now don’t you feel special?
There are lots of "could be"s in that, but the job thing is fairly somewhat accurate-though I am currently working, I am seriously looking, because I have the feeling this job won’t be lasting too much longer.
Thanks. 
Ok, do me please?
Female, 30 hair dark blonde.
Thanks!
Male, early 20’s, blonde
thanks!
Female, 21, medium brown hair (and owner of four tarot decks, but I’m always looking for a second opinion. )
My question, should you have time to answer it, is a common one: What do I have to do to find some love in this town?
Oh, and I’m a Gemini, which means ironically enough that one of the cards often used to represent me is The Lovers. No fair!
Lets see here brown hair (one or two grays in it), male, 33 years old, and my question is: What the hell should I be doing in my life to make me happy?
Male. Brown hair. Under 21 (15-17). What’s up with me? Thanks!
Female
28
Redhead.
Maybe you could just do a general one - I’m sort of curious about my love life - like if I’ll ever have one - but I’m not sure that I’m concerned exactly.
Al.
Under 21, brown, female. No question.
female, 26, Blonde hair
I’d like to play too!
Male, 36, brown hair, feeling himself spiraling towards a mid-life crisis, looking for a roadmap.
Sign me up. Brown hair, hazel eyes, 28. Cleo told me you’d be doing this!
female, 33, brown hair with hints of blonde and very dark brown.
Man, do I NOT know how to listen to directions?
Green or hazel eyes, depending on my mood.
Man do I need your help!
Female, 39, dark blond hair with greenish eyes.
Will I get the job I want?
Thanks!
Female, dark brown/dark brown, 27.
Hm… the love life question.
Thanks!
Around you: 8 of wands - Great haste, approach to a goal
Crossing you: unexpected turn of luck, new conditions, success
Beneath you: 8 of cups, reversed - Interest in success, spiritual abandoned for the physical
Behind you: 4 of swords, reversed - renewed activity, movement in one’s affairs
Above you: Chariot, reversed - desire for change or a possibility of ill health
Ahead of you: 2 of swords - unstable effort, partial success
You fear: instability
Others feel: Dreams, castles in the air
Your hopes: 2 of pentacles, reversed - enforced gaiety, inability to handle two situations at once?
Final Outcome: Hindrances, setbacks.
(sorry, I forgot to write down the cards in a couple of places)
Interpretation: You have just started a new job, or a new project at work. It looks like this change represents an increase in responsibility, or a move towards what you want to do. You are pushing yourself hard to succeed, trying to work as quickly as possible. You need to be careful and slow down some, however. If you continue as you are doing now, you will not do as well as you could, and you might make yourself ill. Be aware that the Tarot is based on a deterministic philosophy; although this reading doesn’t look that good, if you concentrate on doing your best job and taking care of yourself, you can turn it around.
Hmmm, interesting… thanks, Zyada!
Okay, what are my chances of getting in on this?
I’m 27, female, brown hair.
You can tell me the rest.
I can be patient and cross your palm with silver if necessary.
Thank you!
I would love a reading if you have time- F, brunette, blue eyes. 27 years old. I would like to hear your take on my husband problems and future in general. Thanks!