Syria. If we don’t attack, thousands of innocent people will die. If we do attack, we’re putting our nose in where it doesn’t belong. Iraq. Yeah, that turned out well. Afghanistan, Iran, Libya, Egypt, terrorists who are bent on killing Americans and who have frightened us into taking off our shoes…
Sometimes I think we should just Drop The Big One.
OK, I don’t think so. And this isn’t a political thread. Just a nice bit of satire by Randy Newman for you to enjoy. 
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