Let's keep sneering at "Bernie bros", it worked so well last time.

Simple question: do you have any evidence that the issues last night were at all designed to hurt Sanders? If not, why the fuck are you whining that someone pointed out that your implication was illogical and unrealistic?

If you’re going to go straight to conspiracy theories whenever something goes wrong, don’t be surprised when others call you on your ignorant shit. If you’re going to respond with a paragraphs-long rant because someone called you on your idiocy, don’t be surprised when people tune you out. When you hypocritically include vast amounts of whinging and name-calling in the aforementioned rant, just shut the hell up and let the adults talk.

That’s not an attack on “Bernie Bros”, that’s on YOU. Keep sneering at literally everyone that doesn’t agree with you, and watch Sanders lose a fairly conservative state to a gay man.

We have to deal with two cults at once. Appease the Bernie cult or the Orange Anus gets re-elected. Talk about shit sandwiches.

Hey Senor Pig? Go fuck yourself.

And he’s still only 2% behind with 71% of the results in.

I’m so glad that some people will instead of happily supporting whatever candidate the Democratic Party nominates they’ll, seemingly, happily allow Donald Fuckin’ Trump another four years in the White House because the Democratic candidate isn’t ‘left’ enough!

Might want to look at how, historically, allowing the worst guy to gain power because then the people will cast off their chains and the revolution will come has worked out.

CMC fnord!

I like those Doobie Bros.

Fuck you, fuck your mother, and fuck the horses you both rode in on, you festering ball of fuck. Enjoy your suspension from P & E, I know everyone else will.

Here’s the TLDR version of this thread for you.

Senor Beef: Like the vast majority of Sanders supporters, I voted for Hillary, I will vote for whoever the Democrats nominate this November, and I would appreciate not being insulted and personally attacked whenever I express an opinion.

A Bunch of Assholes: Oh, so you didn’t vote for Hillary and you won’t vote Democratic this fall unless Bernie is the nominee, huh? Well, fuck you, you brainwashed cultist!

You probably should have actually ready part of the thread before trying to TL;DR.

I guess you missed where he called everyone condescending pricks, assholes, and corporate dick sucking third way right wing democrats.

Fuck that noise, and fuck you for blatantly defending someone being an asshole because he got called on his moronic batshit conspiracy theory. Feel free to rant like a little twat like the OP because “name calling”.

Asshat.

Agreed, though that was only one Bernie supporter. But yes, there are many others. And this is just how Trump won. He won because so many Americans prefer to sit on their fat asses watching “reality” TV – often featuring stars like Donald J. Trump – rather than go out and vote. The word we’re looking for here is “apathy”.

The last federal election we had here in Canada, I wasn’t feeling well, I knew my vote would be wasted because this is a very conservative area, I was no longer that excited about Trudeau, so I decided to stay home. And then I couldn’t. I just couldn’t do it. Voting is a civic duty and critical to democracy. So I went and voted. And it may have done something, for all I know. Sure, the expected Conservative candidate won in this riding, but the low number of popular votes for the Conservative leader and relatively poor national performance led to his resignation as party leader.

Fuck you too, you stupid piece of shit. I hope you get cancer and die a slow, horrible death, but not before witnessing the slow, horrible deaths of everyone you love. Also, anal rape by a tribe of rabid baboons should be involved in some fashion.

That having been dealt with…I agree that Beef’s name-calling wasn’t constructive and should have been omitted.

To your credit, you actually seem to have been responding to whatever beef Beef was having with Ear in some other thread. But half a dozen people just jumped into the thread to insult “Bernie Bros” in ways that didn’t address the OP at all.

Over here we have a phrase for people like the OP.

We’d say they are “Up their own hole”.

I’m not sure if it translates, but to me it fits.

I won’t sneer at anyone merely for expressing support for Bernie Sanders. Hell, my parents like Bernie (although they are also concerned about his age–he’s a few years older than they are, and they sure as fuck don’t have the energy to be President of the United States). There have been times when I’ve supported Bernie my own self.

But anyone who even hints at a “if the nominee isn’t Bernie Sanders, I won’t vote at all!” attitude can go fuck themselves.

Also, anyone who is supporting Biden or Buttigieg or Bloomberg who even hints at a “if the nominee IS Bernie Sanders, I won’t vote at all!” attitude can go fuck themselves as well.

Hell, I would have voted for Marianne fucking Williamson.

My state doesn’t vote in the Democratic primaries until three weeks after “Super Tuesday” so I’m probably personally just stuck with whoever the rest of y’all decide on. (Granted, I still have no real idea who I’d pick even if I had any actual choice.)

Excellent post. Bernie Sanders would be the most isolated and impotent president in the history of the republic. He has no political base, or capital. None of his ambitious policy goals would be realized. Sometimes people forget just how conservative this country is, even on the left.

True, true - but at the same time there is so much thumbscrew Obama could have applied on Mitch & co. merely by virtue of chiefing the executive, or simply having a pen and paper with “Executive order” stationery. If anything, Trump has showed just how far a President could go just by saying “I’m doing it, what are ya gonna do about it ?”. E.g. Obama could have ordered gitmo closed and presented it as a fait accompli, he didn’t. He could have declared (as in fact many legal scholars argue would have been constitutional and not entirely without precedent) “oh, you won’t even have a vote on Garland ? So you tacitly agree then, he’s in, we’re done here” and countered any accusation of not following procedure or breaking tradition/decorum with “are you high right now, dawg ?!”.

He spent 8 years asking for bipartisan compromise and extending contrite hands, only to get told to fuck off forever. Only in his last year did he let a little of the fuck you right back out - in speeches that is.
Turning enemies into friends is fine and burying hatchets is good, but going to your enemy’s home again after their tried to Julius Caesar you the last five times they invited you is not exactly smrt. At some point there is some worth in activating plan “fuck you where you live” instead. The carrot needs stick support. And I think an old cantakerous socialist who doesn’t really care about but-what-will-people-say (or reelection, really), if nothing else, has some fire and “fuck you” in ‘im that even Warren doesn’t (despite her ideas also being mostly OK and her probably being better at working with other democrats).
And while he may play the politics game badly, the public at least would possibly welcome actual leadership of ideas and ideals instead of yet another season of the Horse Trading show. Americans like a cantankerous old man with inspiring fire in his belly and a gun in his trousers. Ask Teddy Roos’. Come to think of it, has anybody thought to ask Sanders what his position was re:having a pet bear in the White House ? Or at least a violently unhinged honey badger he could let loose when Mitch is in the building ?

I’d think “winning a national election in spite of all the fuckery coming from both sides” would grant one a *modicum *of political capital at least :stuck_out_tongue:

For reference, the OP STILL hasn’t provided a single basis of fact for his theory that the issues in Iowa were planned to fuck over Bernie. That he was called for that bit of bullshit spawned this entire thread, replete with namecalling and “fuck yous”.

I could point out that you don’t know shit about me other than my posts criticizing the OP for doing exactly what he was complaining about, and that others are defending the blatant hypocrisy - but whiny children don’t get explanations, they get time outs.

Then how come he’s so close to being the nominee?

Oh, sorry, had missed your answer. Apologies. And yes, it helps, but that kind of thing is both more or less impossible to quantify and not morally worthy of being addressed to begin with. I mean, if the morons really let Trump win because Jew/gay/woman then they deserve whatever hellscape they get. I mean it sucks for we entire rest of the planet having to share it, but…
Ultimately that’s kind of my answer to the “on the next election, if it’s Macron or the Nazis, it sucks but we will have to re-elect Macron !” as well - like, if that’s the choice you spiteful morons will have boiled it down to, then fuck all o’ y’all and enjoy the radioactive lions eating your faces. I can’t help any of you, and at this point I won’t even *want *to.

Sanders never joined the Democratic party, so essentially he is an independent. When I say he is no political base, I mean in Congress. Who has he helped elect? Who are his allies? Who owes him? His platform is not the platform of the Democratic party. Maybe a handful of folks in the House and a few Senators will play along, but that’s it. If you think Bernie will passing his agenda, you’re a crackhead who should never comment again on American politics. See: Barack Obama and healthcare. And this after getting more votes than any other candidate in history, before or since. Popular sentiment gets you in the door; Washington realities can slam it in your popular face. And Obama had a massive political machine behind him. Bernie has AOC and Danny DeVito.

Winning an election is great. Governing is an entirely different animal, and Bernie Sanders is a toothless kitty cat. A grass roots movement succeeds from the bottom up. This is just another cult of personality that’s going nowhere, even if it happens to find itself in the White House.

Yeah, OK.