If Trump was handed over to the highest bidder, where would he end up?
‘I will not pay for things I already own.’ ~ Vladimir
Sorry, highest bidder only.
The U.S. offered $2.276 million with benefits, so that’s the starting point.
~Max
Given that sovereign states generally avoid interfering with the leadership of other sovereign states, the only real bidders would be US based and therefore one of the Tech Bros.
A parallel question might be, were 45/47 to flee seeking asylum; where would be his preferred sanctuary?
[Looks at news]
[tosses rule book out the window]
~Max
Nah, that isn’t the question, and you can assume that if he is offered to the highest bidder, he is no longer in power.
I assume we could at least start with the offer from John Oliver for Clarence Thomas to step down.
So $2 million US luxury motor coach (or other equivalent assets), plus $1 million a year for the rest of his life. This is going to be a low offer, but should get us started.
Nope. This is a bid from an outside force to take possession of Trump, not a bid to buy a get out of jail free card.
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What outside force would possibly want him?
~Max
Then a question, when does the buyer take delivery of Trump? Because he has an expiration (snerk) date, though he’s waaaaay past the “best by” date.
If you’re buying him and get to use him for the rest of his term as 47 as a useful tool, it’s one price and set of buyers. If you buy him, but in the process he loses the position/influence, that’s something entirely different. And of course, if you get him after he’s kicked the bucket, there’s the profit making option of doing a brisk business in celebratory urinal cakes and pissing rights and/or sacred relics depending on the POV.
No. He is not President, and he is not in power. The person or country that is the highest bidder gets him in whatever condition he is in (after maybe a couple of months in the hospital for observation) then he is flown cheaply to wherever the bidder resides. His body, not his power, and not his Presidency.
Just.
Him.