Everything is everything.
Should I plant verbena?
Only by the light of the full moon.
Is there chocolate in my future.
the eight ball says “Hell No.”
my question: will I get promoted to acting director?
::licks lips and wipes mouth one last time::
Nope, I looked, but there wasn’t any chocolate.
Will the folks in the HR department at the University that employs me ever enter me into their payroll system? (Cause it hasn’t happened yet!)
You will be a fine director of actors.
I guess I don’t exist here any more than I do in the UMB employee system. <sigh>
Not if they find out you’re a chocolate thief!
What, exactly, is my cat up to?
The same thing all cats are up to, Pinky…trying to take over the world!
Will I pass my exams?
Dont panic!
Should I upgrade my jedimaster diver seaslugs?
#EXEC command timed out.
Will the SDMB last another 10 years?
JFGI (Just Fucking Google It)
Will I find my checkbook?
It’s not totally impossible.
Should I be worried about this letter from the IRS?
THE IRS spells “theirs.”
What will be Broadway’s next megahit?
Snakes on Planes.
What’s the third word ending in -gry?
If you have to ask, then it’s too late for you to find out.
If a chicken and a half lays an egg and an half in a day in a half then how long would it take monkey with a baseball bat to beat all the seeds out of a dill pickle?
Thursday
What should I wear tomorrow? :shake shake:
Depends on the size and firmness of your hooters.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Who cares! Lets talk about hooter size and firmness some more!
Will the waiter bring me another beer soon?
He who waits on a waiter must wait some more.
How far should I run this morning?
All the way home.
Should I go see X3 this afternoon?
Eight Ball says…
"In the end, it doesn’t really matter. Nothing matters. It never has. It never will.
give up."
When am I going to see an anime series finale that’s cheerier than The Sorrows of Young Werther?