Let's make a Magic 8 Ball!

[QUOTE=anyrose]
Answer cloudy. Try again later.

Should I go to Vegas this OCtober?
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Everything is everything.

Should I plant verbena?

[QUOTE=AskNott]
Everything is everything.

Should I plant verbena?
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Only by the light of the full moon.
Is there chocolate in my future.

[QUOTE=FairyChatMom]
Only by the light of the full moon.
Is there chocolate in my future.
[/QUOTE]

the eight ball says “Hell No.”

my question: will I get promoted to acting director?

[QUOTE=FairyChatMom]

Is there chocolate in my future.
[/QUOTE]

::licks lips and wipes mouth one last time::
Nope, I looked, but there wasn’t any chocolate.

Will the folks in the HR department at the University that employs me ever enter me into their payroll system? (Cause it hasn’t happened yet!)

[QUOTE=krisolov]
the eight ball says “Hell No.”

my question: will I get promoted to acting director?
[/QUOTE]

You will be a fine director of actors.

I guess I don’t exist here any more than I do in the UMB employee system. <sigh>

[QUOTE=lorene]
Will the folks in the HR department at the University that employs me ever enter me into their payroll system? (Cause it hasn’t happened yet!)
[/QUOTE]

Not if they find out you’re a chocolate thief!

What, exactly, is my cat up to?

The same thing all cats are up to, Pinky…trying to take over the world!

Will I pass my exams?

[QUOTE=Happy Clam]
The same thing all cats are up to, Pinky…trying to take over the world!

Will I pass my exams?
[/QUOTE]

Dont panic!

Should I upgrade my jedimaster diver seaslugs?

[QUOTE=Kotick]
Dont panic!

Should I upgrade my jedimaster diver seaslugs?
[/QUOTE]

#EXEC command timed out.
Will the SDMB last another 10 years?

[QUOTE=ParentalAdvisory]
#EXEC command timed out.
Will the SDMB last another 10 years?
[/QUOTE]

JFGI (Just Fucking Google It)
Will I find my checkbook?

[QUOTE=FilmGeek]
JFGI (Just Fucking Google It)
Will I find my checkbook?
[/QUOTE]

It’s not totally impossible.

Should I be worried about this letter from the IRS?

[QUOTE=twickster]
It’s not totally impossible.

Should I be worried about this letter from the IRS?
[/QUOTE]

THE IRS spells “theirs.”

What will be Broadway’s next megahit?

[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas]
THE IRS spells “theirs.”

What will be Broadway’s next megahit?
[/QUOTE]

Snakes on Planes.

What’s the third word ending in -gry?

[QUOTE=danceswithcats]
What’s the third word ending in -gry?
[/QUOTE]
If you have to ask, then it’s too late for you to find out.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and an half in a day in a half then how long would it take monkey with a baseball bat to beat all the seeds out of a dill pickle?

[QUOTE=Dragwyr]
If you have to ask, then it’s too late for you to find out.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and an half in a day in a half then how long would it take monkey with a baseball bat to beat all the seeds out of a dill pickle?
[/QUOTE]

Thursday
What should I wear tomorrow? :shake shake:

[QUOTE=anyrose]
Thursday
What should I wear tomorrow? :shake shake:
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Depends on the size and firmness of your hooters.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[QUOTE=danceswithcats]
Depends on the size and firmness of your hooters.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
[/QUOTE]

Who cares! Lets talk about hooter size and firmness some more!
Will the waiter bring me another beer soon?

[QUOTE=Green_Means_Go]
Who cares! Lets talk about hooter size and firmness some more!
Will the waiter bring me another beer soon?
[/QUOTE]

He who waits on a waiter must wait some more.

How far should I run this morning?

[QUOTE=lorene]
He who waits on a waiter must wait some more.

How far should I run this morning?
[/QUOTE]

All the way home.

Should I go see X3 this afternoon?

[QUOTE=Happy Clam]
Should I go see X3 this afternoon?
[/QUOTE]

Eight Ball says…

"In the end, it doesn’t really matter. Nothing matters. It never has. It never will.

give up."

When am I going to see an anime series finale that’s cheerier than The Sorrows of Young Werther?