When you see Disney’s ‘Bondage Bunnies-Full Leather Jacket’
What is the meaning of life?
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What rhymes with orange?
The forecast is grey.
Will I have a happy retirement?
Your cat is working for an identity thief, and you’re the target.
How can I convince the world that coffee filters are unnecessary?
Erm, hey… that was halfway up the thread!! it’s my turn 
Happy is as happy does.
How about those Red Sox?
Door hinge.
(Just so no one feels left out)
knitting is your friend
Does any one really know what time it is?
Isn’t there a clock on your computer?
Does anybody really care?
If so, I can’t imagine why.
If a deaf giraffe farts in an empty forest, does it stink?
Rolly Polly giraffe farts are never seen drinking cappuccino in
Italian restaurants with Oriental women.
Yeeaahh
Who will face Edmonton in the Stanley Cup Finals, and who will win the Cup?
Do not seek to question the fates.
Will I get the part of James Butler?