Let’s not.
Why is it so hard to understand that once you have slept with the entire male population in a given city, it is just easier to move than to drive to other suburbs to find new… friends?
Cripes, man! YOU used to booze and shag football players?
Color me informed. 
*bolding mine–sc
I heard this practically first hand from the roommate of her roommate’s grandmother. I paraphrase:
When Sarah came to visit, she said something about wanting to get as much experience in foreign culture as she could. Then she asked if it rained much here. I remember her very distinctly because I’ve never met a girl with that name who pronounced it Sa-RAH.
I worked in the Admissions office at my college for 4 years. So trust me, I know this…
Once SP “lost her virginity”, she had to move on to get it back.
Everyone knows that you get your virginity back upon admission to a new school!
You just need to check a box on a form, under Sex.
She was disillusioned by English departments that weren’t familiar with words like “pundint” and “nukulur.”
No. But I did actually attend the University of Idaho for 2-1/2 years, so that makes me a fellow Vandal.
Clearly, she was looking for a school with a cool nickname. She wasn’t aware, while in Hawaii, that she could have enrolled in Chaminade and become a Silversword.
Among the people I know who did a lot of college hopping, every one of their stories involved lots of alcohol, drugs, sex and illegal activities (aside from the drugs), and not a whole lot of studying.
I attended three colleges, but other than my first semester, freshman year (where I flunked out, went home, attended night school, then returned), I did not repeat my mistake.