Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman as Adam and Eve.
Dame Edna as Jesus.
Harvey Fierstein as God.
Hugh Laurie as Moses.
Eddie Izzard as God.
Dave Chapelle as Jesus.
Madeleine Kahn as Mary.
Stephen Colbert as Judas.
Jon Stewart as Pontius Pilate.
the three stooges as three of the disciples.
Rosanne as Mary Magdalene.
Fred Astaire as Moses.
Al Franken as Paul.
Nah… three Stooges as three wise men…
grins
FML
:eek:
God will punish you for that thought.
Although I’ll follow it with…
Andrew “Dice” Clay as Jesus.
“Mary, Mary, quite contrary…”
(((shudder)))
sigh I can’t believe it when the answers are so obvious…
Moses- Soupy Sales
Cain- Lou Ferrigno
Abel- Andy Dick
Mrs. Noah- Eve Plumb…
I could see Pee Wee as Jesus and Jambi as God.
Jesus: (prays) Oh Father, please, answers my prayer!
God: Prayer! Did somebody say “prayer”?
Jesus: Father. Yes. I pray that this water be made wine.
God: Now, repeat after me:
Mekka-lekka hi mekka hiney ho!
Mekka-lekka hi mekka chahney ho!
Mola-mekka chala mekka hola hayla hey!
Jesus: Hmm. Wine. Thank you father.
God: Your prayer is answered. Long live God.
Samson totally needs to be played by Steve Buscemi.
Adam & Eve - Siegfried and Roy
She could do a good Jezebel.
Warwick Davis as Goiliath.
French Stewart as King Solomon.
the 3 stooges for the wise men
If only someone had thought of that! 
Woody Allen As God.
Jason Alexander as Job.
One man show, starring Pauly Shore.
Abe Vigoda, in drag, for Mary Magdalene.
Actually, he did ruin paradise.
Pauly Shore: This is the garden of Eeeeden
‘Dr. Faulkner’: No, I am God.
I was wondering why it took someone so long to post that.
Abe Vigoda and Anne Ramsey as Adam and Eve
Gene Simmons as Jesus
Bill Cosby as Noah 
*Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking moneychangers in this motherfucking temple! *
Jesus will be played by Christopher Walken.
Pilate will be played by Emeril Lagasse.
Herod will be played by the guy who played the really short fellow in The Man with the Golden Gun.
Supporting Roles:
The Twelve Apostles: Keanu Reeves, Dave Chapelle, R. Lee Ermey, Jet Li, Jack Black, Sean Connery, Al Pacino, Clint Eastwood, The Rock, Gary Coleman, Steve Buscemi, and Bob Saget. I don’t think it matters which one is which, except I bet you can guess who plays Peter.
Mary Magdalene: Queen Latifah
Joseph, Jesus’ father: Gary Sinise
Every single person in Jesus’ patrilineage in rapid flashback: Gary Sinise dressed differently
The Virgin Mary: Uni Park, made famous by Dirty Work
Cain: Ben Kingsley
Abel: Telly Savalas
With a brief interlude with God (played by Samuel L. Jackson) talking to a young Jesus (still played by Walken):
God: You’re my son.
Jesus: What.
God: SAY WHAT AGAIN, BITCH! I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE-DARE YOU!