Samuel L. Jackson as Jesus
You better just back up, Satan!
Actually, now that I’m thinking about it, Samuel Jackson has got to be Ham. Shem should be Kelsey Grammer, and Jephthah should be David Hyde Pierce.
Ha! And Wayne Brady as Satan–does Wayne Brady have to choke a bitch?
Amy Sedaris as Eve; Steve Carrell as Adam.
Woody Allen as Isaiah (how do you spell Isaiah?)
And Frank Whaley as a money changer in the temple.
“Does God look like a bitch?”
I want these motherfucking money changers out of this motherfucking temple.
Did you read the quote in the post you quoted? 
John wayne as Jesus…
Lucielle Ball as Mary…
FML
Well, Hilton as Salome would actually be good casting.
I vote for filling the role of patiently-suffering Job with Lewis Black.
No, she has to be Martha. The one who wouldn’t stop working to schmooze when the disciples came to visit.
John Wayne as a Roman Centurion.
Oh, wait. That’s been done, hasn’t it?
And that’s still not as bad as John Wayne as Genghis Khan…
Hey, the good ones bear repeating. I love Lewis Black as Job. Or Samuel Jackson.
Let’s go with the lazy, paint by numbers first:
George Burns as God
Tom Hanks as Jesus
Doris Day as Mary
Rutger Hauer as Judas
Then pass into the bizarre:
Peter Frampton and the Bee Gees as Matthew, Mark, Luke and John
Marlon Brando as Paul
Eve Arden as Mary Magdalene
I was saving them for Revelations.