The press has gotten ahold of this rambling, incoherent semi-literate (http://thesuperficial.com/2006/12/lindsay_lohans_full_letter_of.html) recently sent out by Lindsey Lohan. i think it might be kind of fun to see if we can figure out exactly what chemical – or combination of chemicals – Ms. Lohan was on when she hammered this out on her Blackberry.
I don’t think think the text of the email is copyrighted material but I’ll only quote some selected portions to be extra careful. You should really click the link and read the whole thing to get the full effect. All spelling and grammatical errors are original to Ms. Lohan.
I see energy in this, and some grandiosity. It appears she has also recently seen The Aviator. I’m sure we can all agree that “people are just mean.”
Frenetic, listmaking, ambitious, delusional.
I’m going to guess meth, although cocaine is also a possibility.
I would also have to say that whoever was paid to tutor her on the set during her childhood has failed her greatly.
This poor girl ‘those people’ are going to put an end to her as well as be the demise of her. Won’t somebody think of the starlets?
Geeziz…when you said “drug”, I figured this would be something entertaining.
Just a whole bunch of mindless rambling by a dope who can’t write. Dime a dozen. Wake me up when she gets around to defending Bush administration policy or denouncing Michael Moore, a’right?
It is a shame. I can’t garauntee what kind of actress she might become. Like you, I think maybe pretty good. But she is just throwing her life away at this point. Someone needs to step in and intervene with this girl.
And that comes from someone who thinks interventions are the epitome of butt-in-nedness.
I can’t believe that you all have missed the point so completely, your eyes are a thousand blind windows. It’s a brilliant stream of consciousness beat poem. Howl for the new age.
See the parallels:
The way of the future-Howard Hughes once said.
I am willing to release a politically/morally correct, fully adequite letter to the press if any of you are willing to help.
Simply to state my oppinions on how our society should be educated on for the better of our country.
Our people.
Also because I have such an impact on our younger generations, as well as generations older than me.
Which we all know and can obviously see.
People are just mean.
I am going to proceed with putting LR to court if need be for what she’s done to me.
It’s funny, Diogenes, I was playing just this game with a friend of mine yesterday after I read her email online.
My amateur opinion is definitely alcohol and cocaine. I can almost sense the breaks where she leaned over to snort another rail.
I’m also tempted to include Xanax (or other benzodiazepine) into the mix, but I suspect we’d see even more typos and general incoherence if that were the case.
