Lets play "Whats in my Pants?"!

:::disapointed:::

I guess it’ll be my turn.

Long and made of metal.
Aides in the eating process.
Also a term for kissing.

Don’t ask me why I have it in my pocket.

The thing the dish ran away with?

I’m on a rhyming kick today.

A spoon aids in eating and is a way of cuddling, not kissing.

Snog is Uk term for a kiss, not sure about an eating aid.

I am new, am I hot or cold ? lol

I thought so too, but couldn’t think of anything else it would be. Maybe a spatula?

[sup]What? Some of us haven’t done the dishes yet and still have to eat, ok?[/sup]

Tong/tongue? Chopsticks? Gravy?

I give ¿

The tong/tounge is my guess too. good guess on that ShibbOleth, I would have never guessed. I give too…

your handses?

I’m guessing mouthbreather has a foil-wrapped condom in his pocket.

I haven’t yet met the fair ladyfoxfyre in person, but I’m kind of hoping that her “handses” are not made of metal.

This may be the case, but then I hope that it’s not “full of fun” until after it gets out of his pocket.

No, sillies, what was in my pants was a flask. Full of Knob Creek Bourbon.

I’d like to add that I have no clue what ladyfoxfyre has in her pants. Please carry on, I’ll go pass out now. Thanks.

Made of metal and glass, it goes round and round. It lives in its namesake.

String or nothing!

preciouses’ birthday present?

(gollum, gollum)

[quot]A spoon aids in eating and is a way of cuddling, not kissing.
[/quote]

Ah, that you are correct about my dear. I knew that, I must have been thinking about something else.

You are correct.

So, pray tell, why did the fair ladyfox have a spoon in her trousers?

[sub]PS I am not watching the game today, it is bad luck for them. I will play soccer at 2 pm instead.[/sub]

Woo! My turn?

It’s dated.
It’s white and black.

[sup]And I’m also wondering why ladyfoxfyre had a spoon in her pocket.[/sup]