After seing the 50 billion “Pants” threads, and me being the offical “ThatGuyWithPants”, I’ve decided to make a game (which might very well flop, but hey, least I tried.). Ok, so I have an item in my pants right now. I will give you 3 clues to guess what it is, and whoever gets it right gets to go on. I’ll start of easy.
Clue #1: it is long and made of hard plastic
Clue #2: it has a wire leading out of it
Clue #3: Its a great listener, but doesnt talk much.
Must…not…succumb…
Microphone?
My guess as to what’s in your pants would be…“That Guy”.
An IUD
Ginger, congrats, I had a microphone in my pants! Anyone else?
I’d say that you should figure out what’s in my pants, but I’m not wearing pants.
Is that anyone else with a microphone in their pants? 
Well that was a quick game. 
Well, I’ll give it a shot…
It’s also rather long and hard.
It has many, many uses.
It could be a deadly weapon, but I’ll only use it as a tool.
I can’t whip it out on an airplane.
Is it a hammer?
Swiss army knife?
No, I’m just pleased to see you.
Congratulations, mouthbreather!
You win…well, nothing really, other than a (slight?) sense of satisfaction.
I guess since I won I keep this thing going.It’s not in my pants yet, but it will be in about an hour.
It’s shiny and nearly square, and full of fun.
A wocket?
A PDA?
[sub]There’s a Nink beneath my sink, Joyfulgirl[/sub]
nope and nope. And I about to go out, and it is going with me. So responses to any more guesses will have to wait until later tonight or tomorrow.
::smacks self::
Oh yeah, Joyfulgirl was kidding…
But I do like to hop on pop.
Oh well. At least I still have this Bofa on the sofa.
[sup]Shush, you![/sup]
I just have a Twizzler wrapper in my pocket.