“Knock, knock!”
“Who’s there?”
“My DICK!”
A: Knock knock.
B: Who’s there?
A: Coitus Interuptus.
B: Coitus Int-
A: GET OUT OF THERE!
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Ooh, that’s a good’n.
Q. How is a raven like a writing desk?
A. Poe jerked off on both
Knock, knock.
Fuck you.
Why did the mouse fail as a professional singer?
[del]He could barely eek out a living[/del] His mouth was too small for Simon Cowell’s cock.
Man visiting Boston: Where can I get scrod?
Cab driver: I’ll blow you for ten bucks.
I think I know these girls.
Woman is standing on line buying an ice cream cone when she realizes Charlie Sheen is standing behind her. She thinks “I’m not going to bother him, I’m going to be cool, get my ice crea and leave.”
She takes her cone, moves aside and starts putting her change back in her wallet and her wallet back in her purse. As she is doing this, Sheen gets an ice cream cone, sticks it on her butt, screams “that’s for ignoring me, ya bitch” and leaves.
The six different videos posted on youtube from othr ice cream getters are shown on every news show and entertainment show and get over five million hits.
Knock-Knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange Who?
Orange you gonna get down on your knees and suck my D!ck?
The Aristocrats!
If women with big breasts work at Hooters, where do women with only one leg work.
At a special whorehouse that specializes in sex with amputees. And don’t forget to tip your prostitute.
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
Q. To look for the missing dick.
Why did Charlie Sheen cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in a chicken.