A guy who is desperate for work applies for a job as a school bus driver. He gets it, and the supervisor tells him: I’ve got to warn you, everyone wo has had this job has quit after the first day. You only have to make three stops and pick up four kids. That’s your bus, the one with the Sesame Street characters on it.
He goes to the first stop and two very fat girls get on. The first one says “My name’s Patty.” The second one says “My name’s Patty, two.”
At the second stop, a ver weird looking kid gets on and says “My name’s Ross and I’m so special the kids call me Special Ross.”
At the third stop, a little black kid get gets on and says Whoo, whassup? My name is Lester G."
The driver drives on and starts to notice a sickening smell. He looks in the rear view mirror, and sees that Lester G has taken off a shoe and sock and is picking at a hugh bunion on his foot.
The bus drive speeds to the school, drops the kids off, and speeds back to the garage. He finds the supervisor and screams “I QUIT!”
“You quit? Why?”
"WHY? WHY? I’ll tell you why.
Oiginal punch line You’ve got me driving two obese Pattys, Special Ross, Lester G picking bunions on a Sesame Street bus!"
Dirtied up punch line: Just cause I’m a pedophile doesn’t mean I like fucking obese chicks, retards or niggers!