Let's read too much into an episode of Joey

Ok, so Joey’s nephew Michael is the young, good looking actor cast as the lonely, unattractive nerd. Bobbie, aka “Stifler’s Mom from American Pie” is an attractive older woman who has the hots for Michael. When she makes a pass at Michael, Joey advises him not to pursue the relationship, ostensibly because “she would eat him alive”.

My question is how is this a bad thing for Michael? Seems like it would boost his confidence to be around a woman who finds him attractive. Why would a lonely guy who “can’t score” listen to Joey?

What? Is Michael doing something more in a script than…

MICHAEL: <stands there with a goofy grin reaction to the impossibly dumb thing we just had Joey say without the benefit of him being confined to a group home>

Wait, people actually think that actress is attractive?

That’s just mind-boggling… if they ever decide to have a patron saint a lá jumptheshark.com, she’d have to be awfulplasticsurgery.com’s.

the Controvert, I wondered the same thing myself.

I admit I think Stifler’s mom is hot. Her character in Joey is a bit irritating, though.

Excuse me while I completelty derail the topic:

She was actually pretty hot before she got her fish lips.

I still think she’s still hot (though perhaps not quite as hot as she used to be) in the second of those fish-lips pictures. But you have to go here and find the picture “32950-26352.GIF” to view it, because the direct link won’t have the right referer and will give you a forbidden error.

…and excuse me while I go get a **completely ** new spell check program…