Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
A. Their birthplace. This is called propinquity.
Q. What do 100% of all lottery winners do?
A. Gain weight.
Q. What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?
A. All invented by women.
Q. What is the only food that doesn’t spoil?
A. Honey
Q. What trivia fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is most ironic?
A. He was allergic to carrots.
Q. What person, not a “Seinfeld” regular cast member, is featured on every episode of “Seinfeld”?
A. Superman, either by name or pictures on Jerry’s refrigerator.
Almost a year ago, I wrote a letter to Snapple, Inc., asking if they had actually bothered looking at more than one source for any of their facts. They sent me back a photocopied sheet (well, sheets, in the plural) of every single Snapple fact and its “source.” The kicker? Almost every single one was a website, only one website. Some were even ordinary Geocities websites.
Yanno, if I were Snapple, Inc., (and thank God I’m not), I’d do a bit more fact-checking than randomly surfing the Internet and happening across some yahoo’s Geocities page where he or she makes the dubious claim of “In one average silver earring, there is enough energy to light the entire city of Bumfuck, USA, for a span of three and a half years, which is coincidentally the time span that one can continuously blow a trumpet before automatically transforming into a trumpet-playing duck.”
-The movie 2001: A Space Odyssey* is really based on a true story on secret advanced space travel that the Russians and NASA had developed. The 1969 moon landing was a diversion to keep Americans from knowing NASA’s ties with the Communists.