*My * money is “my money” and not “our money”.
You only have to help maintain one person’s sanity (your own). In my last (and only) serious relationship, I was pretty much the only source of mental stability between the two of us… which was OK at times, but incredibly taxing at other times.
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No one asks, “what happened to that nice girl who was here last night?”
If you collect any kind of keepsakes, say womens underwear or jewellery or even fingers, you don’t have to lock them away.
It is OK to have a room with no windows and external locks, so long as you aren’t renting.
You are the only judge of how bad it smells under the house.
No testimony that conflicts with your version of events.
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:eek: 
For me:
I won’t get left.
I can be as compulsive as I wanna be and not take it out on anyone else.