why he bought it,
the farm, that is
(Welcome, IggyTopp!)
; but you knew that.
He bought seven hogsheads
to give to his
undergraduate Slovenian Agriculture professor,
Dan (also known as
as The Man From
Blawnox, PA.
I’m actually
his mortal enemy, but
lately we’ve got along
okay, but for him
and his annoying habits.
And as for those:
the worst has to
yet to come- except
for his constant, maddening
repetition of the phrase "
I love you, snookums."
Naturally, we all wanted