Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 2)

peace, justice and artichokes.

With this in mind

, off to The Olive

Garden for lunch with

twenty-six posts upthread

and my elderly neighbor,

Gerald.

A sudden, violent

windstorm stripped the underwear

off of The Statue

of Naughty Lingerie, leaving

enormous sensible, reinforced panties

and a purple sombrero

covered with vulgar drawings

of weasels engaged in

muskrat love and horse

play, and Pop Goes

Vin Diesel, the librarian

and Guardian of the

only thing that matters:

Olivia Newton-John’s cocaine supply.