Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 2)

southeastern Blawnox are more

than likely the result

of subterranean mole men

than zombiefied Commies who

lay about in fields.

That’s what she said.

But after Zombie Stalin

, the 70s rock pioneers,

of hard zombie rock

released their hit album,

"The Dulcet Sounds of

Polka," by the Lithuanian

Tabernacle Choir, whose harmonies

brought many to tears,

nausea, screams, and convulsions.

But enough about music.

I’d like to talk about yours

, not mine, not theirs,

no gendered pronouns, please

. Because, in the future,