mostly gluttony but also
a soupçon of sloth,
a Bitcoin of greed,
a heapin’ helpin’ of
lust, as Samantha suggestively
indicated with her seductive
ear-wiggling, which always drove
Gomez mad, along with
half the city of
Las Vegas, frenzied from
the Orson Bean Festival
.
Meanwhile, five years hence
, they excavated the mummies
rectums looking for treasure;
finding several small gold
suppositories which still functioned,
— after a fashion; they
loudly demanded reinsertion, while
my butt voiced, “Wassup?”
The resulting tear in