the fabric of reality
really annoyed Pablo, who
had to repair it.
Wift a deft brushstroke,
he tore it again.
Simultaneously, in an adjacent
universe, evil goateed Mirror
Pablo decided to finally
visit a topless bar
. However, he was disappointed
as the dancers were
all elderly men who
wore purple Bermuda shorts
and sang that timeless
song “You’re A Dumbass”.
Surprisingly, that timeless classic
got them a gig
at a bottomless bar
(not bottomless refills; pantsless)
where a hostess noticed