cleverly painted-on briefs
and many disconcerting moles.
The police were finally
paid off enough that
the moles could enjoy
their umbrella cocktails, spiced
with spiced dark rum
and Lit’l Smokies sausages
notwithstanding their being underage.
As their Fizbin game
bored everyone to tears,
the moles built a
beacon to contact distant
relatives and long lost
stewardesses, and were surprised
when the Daleks returned,
they said ‘well huh’
before they were exterminated.
Their hegemony thus re-established,
President and Mrs. Clinton