since toll tokens aren’t
accepted at the Gates
of Hell, Cerberus instead
wants Thai massage.
Some
dumb monkey then
cut the chains of
the Thai massage parlor,
setting into motion a
chaotic cascade of wriggling
worms of wacky weirdness
, but not for long.
(For short worms only.)
They promptly unveiled their
pokemon collection before suing
all of humanity for
having no worms on
the UN Security Council,
which went about as
well as could’ve been
expected, due to the