has defected to Pyongyang,
hoping to find true
values of ‘x’ between
i and googol, deriving
an instant wealth formula
for those with a
tasty new potable perfume.
That scent will drive
men into a frenzy
whenever they encounter a
sweet colleen wearing it
or the anal glands
of a syphilitic baboon.
But using those glands
carries a terrible price:
Two hundred dollars cash!
This pays the tax
, the tariffs, and the
bribe money to the rangers
(not the Tolkien kind),