Julia Child’s cheesecake, inducing
a wave of hysteria and
improved its texture, surprisingly.
The actual winning entry
had no cheese and
, not surprisingly, had many
parasites, which wormed themselves
into the judges’ tongues!
But after a recount
the award was granted
to Ms. Hossenpfeffer’s magnificent
vast tracts of land
, oddly enough.
Meanwhile, my
bologna has a first
ingredient that you haven’t
tested for being fresh
so it got slapped
down by Blawnox health
. You, however escaped any
lawsuits, as your lawyer