mythical, lion hating creature
. Her name was Mindy.
Mindy has a big
horn, but isn’t horny.
Instead all the faeries
went looking for butchies
and their friends but
instead found the Spanish
[failure]
lying beside the Spanish
Intromission, whose chief weapon
was an antique halberd.
Mindy grabbed the halberd
and poked the poodle,
Mitzi, who only wanted
to urinate on the
davenport.
Meanwhile, the breadwinner
at the Pillsbury Bake-Off
, who wasn’t Cher, surreptitiously
sprinkled rat droppings on