panache. Unfortunately for Dave
, his dead lover suddenly
appeared in the form
of George Clooney’s clone,
and proceeded to violently
whip some egg yolks,
laughing maniacally and spitting
out dreadful puns while
playing the ukelele, his
off pitch singing was
comforting.
The cave’s entrance
was guarded by a
wall of flaming flatulence.
No one had ever
“passed the gas”; until
one day, a hero
named little Timmy Noodles
lit a match, resulting
in a gigantic explosion
that hurled him into