the snow-filled alleyway
where the dreaded Snow
Bird Anne Murray impostor
was just about to
sing the strains of
Olivia Newton-John’s big hit “
Give Me More Cocaine”.
if you believe in
reincarnation then you’ve probably
already been Cleopatra, because
you wear your hair
with an asp and
a tarantula engaged in
what only could be
some kind of kinky
hollandaise sauce, sauteed in
an ancient Egyptian pan
. Meanwhile, a small child
tugged at the Dalek’s
plunger, thus dooming the