Sheep.
It’s gotta be sheep.
The “Hal loves sheep” thread has had me in stitches since it began.
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What’s all this about goats? Don’t you know that goats goat goatily? Hell, I wouldn’t be surprised if the goats were goating you into this. Goat-damned goats. I say, goat the goating goaters.
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What, you think if we post about fucking sheep or goats or whathaveyou we’ll get some very strange porn ads? I wish. Naw, all I see is typical scum-of-the-earth con-man fodder selling mailing lists and “Area Code Targeted Leads”. I mean, really, do honest people ever run (or respond to) these ads?
You mean I won’t find where to buy goat porn, or oily nurses, darn it.
This really gets my GOAT! Trying to influence advertisement, CHEESE louise!?!
I haven’t seen such hijinks since my days at North University, in Delaware (NUDE). For an** ADULT, ENTERTAINMENT should be of a more refined and dignified nature. And by refined, I do not mean anything (ha-ha) OILY**. Gentle, intelligent conversation as one NURSES a cool lemonade should suffice.
Goats? Why goats?
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Hopefully this thread will seperate the sheep from the goats.
Holy shit! An advertisement for chevre!
[sub]I kid, I kid[/sub]
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Chew on that, Google.
How about those searches on UFO’s, NDE, Intelligent Design, John Edwards, Creationism, and other things were we attempt to fight ignorance. Bringing them here might not hurt them a bit.
All this talk about goats, goats, and more goats… and no one has mentioned felching yet?
I have a question about goats, sheep and badgers. I’ve been thinking about getting a pet—a goat, or a sheep, or a badger—and I thought you dopers could help me out. If I get a goat (as opposed to a sheep or a badger), would it smell as bad as, worse, or better than a sheep or a badger? If I get a goat, rather than a sheep or a badger, should it be and an inside goat, or an outside goat. How does an inside goat compare to an inside sheep or badger? If I get an inside badger—and not an inside goat or sheep—what kind of badger litter do you recommend? If I get a sheep (overlooking the possibility of a goat or badger), should I have it de-hoofed? That is, if it’s an inside sheep (and not an inside badger or goat). My SO says we should get both a sheep and a badger (but not a goat), but I say the sheep and badger would fight (with or without a goat). Any doper households out there with a sheep and a badger that get along? What’s the trick? Is it necessary to get a goat, as well? Will a badger walk on my keyboard? Do sheep need flea baths? Should I give my goat canned or dry food?
Okay, guys, any suggestions? Thanks!
Maybe we should try reverse psychology and ask for information about mailing lists, or confuse it by asking for mailing lists about goats.
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Persistent isn’t it? You get the eerie feeling Google knows something we don’t? Maybe whether we realize it or not what we all really need are ailing-may ist-lays. I have to sit down and think about this. I’ve never needed one up until now, but I suppose someday it’s possible… you never know when you have to do a ass-may ailing-may do you? Could happen anytime.
Weren’t here when they had the Altoids ads, huh?
wonders if Google runs Altoids ads
Og Smash!
Sucks to your ass-may!!
If anyone actually gets that joke, please let me know so I can be very surprised.
I got it :3
Funny, Google Ads features plently more than just mailing lists. What is it about the SDMB that is so maily?
I’m not sure what would be more funny:
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You meant this as a joke in the spirit of the thread (very funny)
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You mean for this to be its own thread (excruciatingly funny)
PS. Something is very very funny about the phrase “goats, sheep and badgers.”