OK lets try some key words to influence the google adds in a way more likely to interest dopers.
Goat, slurp, Jolly Roger, Vegimite, hot three way sex, rush music is great, fnord fnord fnord.
Goat?
Daniel
Every single one I’ve seen so far is an ad for mailing lists.
It makes my spam-hating heart sink…
In an e-mail conversation with a g-mail user, he said frat, as in “fraternity”. and soon he was getting google ads for fart machines and stuff like that.
So, in the spirit of my inner 12-year old:
Frat, Frat, Frat, Frat, Frat.
Fart, Fart, Fart, Fart, Fart. (better safe than sorry)
Don’t mention m-a-i-l-i-n-g-l-i-s-t-s ! they might think we like them !
Cheese, cheese, tasy cheese, blue cheese, bacon, goats.
What is this goat cheese you mention?
Daniel
Maybe it takes a little while for Google to compute good ads for a site. Just in case:
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You forgot the goat !
At the risk of upsetting the mods, it took me about 30 seconds to block them off my view of the SDMB. It isn’t difficult.
So now I say: What are these “ads” of which you speak??
Well, I ahven’t blocked a thing and I still say, “What ads?!?”
and put nurse after goat on that list. And add oil mechanic, kay?
goat cheese goat cheese lamb sheep goat kid ewe ram dairy dairy dairy angora.
(It would appear to be basing itself on the thread title though)
Do tell.
They appear just directly under the last post in a thread. If you don’t see them they are getting blocked either by your browser or perhapse upstream on your intenet connection. What browser are you using?
Oily mechanical nuses, wearing pvc uniforms …
I’m looking for a goat. Does anyone have any idea where I might find one? I like goats. Goats are cool. Surely, someone somewhere knows where I might be able to buy a goat. I’ve heard of some new thing called a search engine that might help, but I don’t know how to use them. Perhaps if I had a goat, she would know.
Goat goat goat.
Get Firefox
Get Adblock for Firefox.
Install Firefox, then Adblock.
Right click on an ad.
Select ‘Adblock I-Frame’.
Block this URL: http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/*
Then all you see is the ‘Sponsored Link’ line. No ad.
Sorry, that was in response to Otto who asked how to block.
Why did you even bother? They’re nearly as inconspicuous as invisible pink unicorns.
Because we were told numerous times that ads didn’t work, that’s why we had to go to p2p. If they had done this before p2p, then I wouldn’t have cared at all. But they did it after. Right, I’m paying to see ads.
Because usually when I pay to access a site, the ads go away.
Right and I have obscene quantities of goat-earmarked cash I’m ready to give to anyone who can help me decide which goats, goat products, goat services or goat wares are right for me. In fact my goatophilia is so extreme I’m liable to give $1 million to the first goat-related ad I see.
Or perhaps I’m rather blow my vast sums of excess cash on nurses and nursing, RNs, LPNs, or registered nurse products.