Let's try and influence the Google Adds

[Loopydude]

Goat felching. Horse felching. Cow felching. Squirrel felching. Hamster felching. Dingo felching. Ibex felching. Platypus felching. Giant squid felching.

[wonky]

@MacTech

heh, Jsgoddess, looks like we Dopers are too smart for the google ads, we can confuse them without even trying

It was your frelling that did it! shakes fist

But I (Atkins) have the (Atkins) solution (Atkins) (Atkins).

[Loopydude]

Hmm. No products for all the aardvark felchers out there…

[Crotalus]

All I see is goat ads. Where might I find a weasel, a badger, or a stoat?

[MacTech]

@jsgoddess

It was your frelling that did it! shakes fist

But I (Atkins) have the (Atkins) solution (Atkins) (Atkins).

you have a frelling problem with my frelling language, frellnik?

i don’t see what the hezmana the problem is, i’ve talked this way for many arns, cycles even, maybe the adwords need a dose of Translator Microbes…

if we let the adwords censor our language, then the Charrids win…

[5que]

@Crotalus

All I see is goat ads. Where might I find a weasel, a badger, or a stoat?

Why the hell are you people ignoring the gophers?

hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell Boobies! gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher

[ioioio]

Well, I’ve learned something. I had no idea there was a demand for kosher buffalo or bison.
What about kosher badger?

[Fear_Itself]

cholesterol lipids hdl ldl triglycerides statin heart disease atherosclerosis atorvastatin, Lipitor, fluvastatin (Lescol®), lovastatin, Mevacor®, Altocor®, pravastatin (Pravachol®, Selektine®, Lipostat®), rosuvastatin (Crestor®) , simvastatin (Zocor®, Lipex®), cerivastatincholesterol lipids hdl ldl triglycerides statin heart disease atherosclerosis atorvastatin, Lipitor, fluvastatin (Lescol®), lovastatin, Mevacor®, Altocor®, pravastatin (Pravachol®, Selektine®, Lipostat®), rosuvastatin (Crestor®) , simvastatin (Zocor®, Lipex®), cerivastatincholesterol lipids hdl ldl triglycerides statin heart disease atherosclerosis atorvastatin, Lipitor, fluvastatin (Lescol®), lovastatin, Mevacor®, Altocor®, pravastatin (Pravachol®, Selektine®, Lipostat®), rosuvastatin (Crestor®) , simvastatin (Zocor®, Lipex®), cerivastatincholesterol lipids hdl ldl triglycerides statin heart disease atherosclerosis atorvastatin, Lipitor, fluvastatin (Lescol®), lovastatin, Mevacor®, Altocor®, pravastatin (Pravachol®, Selektine®, Lipostat®), rosuvastatin (Crestor®) , simvastatin (Zocor®, Lipex®), cerivastatincholesterol lipids hdl ldl triglycerides statin heart disease atherosclerosis atorvastatin, Lipitor, fluvastatin (Lescol®), lovastatin, Mevacor®, Altocor®, pravastatin (Pravachol®, Selektine®, Lipostat®), rosuvastatin (Crestor®) , simvastatin (Zocor®, Lipex®), cerivastatincholesterol lipids hdl ldl triglycerides statin heart disease atherosclerosis atorvastatin, Lipitor, fluvastatin (Lescol®), lovastatin, Mevacor®, Altocor®, pravastatin (Pravachol®, Selektine®, Lipostat®), rosuvastatin (Crestor®) , simvastatin (Zocor®, Lipex®), cerivastatincholesterol lipids hdl ldl triglycerides statin heart disease atherosclerosis atorvastatin, Lipitor, fluvastatin (Lescol®), lovastatin, Mevacor®, Altocor®, pravastatin (Pravachol®, Selektine®, Lipostat®), rosuvastatin (Crestor®) , simvastatin (Zocor®, Lipex®), cerivastatincholesterol lipids hdl ldl triglycerides statin heart disease atherosclerosis atorvastatin, Lipitor, fluvastatin (Lescol®), lovastatin, Mevacor®, Altocor®, pravastatin (Pravachol®, Selektine®, Lipostat®), rosuvastatin (Crestor®) , simvastatin (Zocor®, Lipex®), cerivastatincholesterol lipids hdl ldl triglycerides statin heart disease atherosclerosis atorvastatin, Lipitor, fluvastatin (Lescol®), lovastatin, Mevacor®, Altocor®, pravastatin (Pravachol®, Selektine®, Lipostat®), rosuvastatin (Crestor®) , simvastatin (Zocor®, Lipex®), cerivastatincholesterol lipids hdl ldl triglycerides statin heart disease atherosclerosis atorvastatin, Lipitor, fluvastatin (Lescol®), lovastatin, Mevacor®, Altocor®, pravastatin (Pravachol®, Selektine®, Lipostat®), rosuvastatin (Crestor®) , simvastatin (Zocor®, Lipex®), cerivastatincholesterol lipids hdl ldl triglycerides statin heart disease atherosclerosis atorvastatin, Lipitor, fluvastatin (Lescol®), lovastatin, Mevacor®, Altocor®, pravastatin (Pravachol®, Selektine®, Lipostat®), rosuvastatin (Crestor®) , simvastatin (Zocor®, Lipex®), cerivastatincholesterol lipids hdl ldl triglycerides statin heart disease atherosclerosis atorvastatin, Lipitor, fluvastatin (Lescol®), lovastatin, Mevacor®, Altocor®, pravastatin (Pravachol®, Selektine®, Lipostat®), rosuvastatin (Crestor®) , simvastatin (Zocor®, Lipex®), cerivastatincholesterol lipids hdl ldl triglycerides statin heart disease atherosclerosis atorvastatin, Lipitor, fluvastatin (Lescol®), lovastatin, Mevacor®, Altocor®, pravastatin (Pravachol®, Selektine®, Lipostat®), rosuvastatin (Crestor®) , simvastatin (Zocor®, Lipex®), cerivastatincholesterol lipids hdl ldl triglycerides statin heart disease atherosclerosis atorvastatin, Lipitor, fluvastatin (Lescol®), lovastatin, Mevacor®, Altocor®, pravastatin (Pravachol®, Selektine®, Lipostat®), rosuvastatin (Crestor®) , simvastatin (Zocor®, Lipex®), cerivastatincholesterol lipids hdl ldl triglycerides statin heart disease atherosclerosis atorvastatin, Lipitor, fluvastatin (Lescol®), lovastatin, Mevacor®, Altocor®, pravastatin (Pravachol®, Selektine®, Lipostat®), rosuvastatin (Crestor®) , simvastatin (Zocor®, Lipex®), cerivastatincholesterol lipids hdl ldl triglycerides statin heart disease atherosclerosis atorvastatin, Lipitor, fluvastatin (Lescol®), lovastatin, Mevacor®, Altocor®, pravastatin (Pravachol®, Selektine®, Lipostat®), rosuvastatin (Crestor®) , simvastatin (Zocor®, Lipex®), cerivastatin

[wonky]

Your statins cannot overcome the Kosher headlock, peon!

[E-Sabbath]

Nothing but ticket broker. Let’s play with ASCII art! Kosher: 7WD 7WD 7WD 7WD 7WD 7WD 7WD 7WD 7WD

\0/ ^0^ 0- 0
| | |- /|
/ \ /\ /\ /\

I said, young man… there’s no need to feel down…

[Elza_B]

@MacTech

hmm, this might actually be frelling fun, lets see what happens when i use “nonsense workds” to influence the ads…

frell, frell, frell, frelling, frak, frakking, hezmana, mivonks, drad, arn, fellip nectar, scarrans, sebeceans, nebari, Peaceceepers

Chiana, chiana, chiana, chiana, Aeryn, Aeryn, Aeryn

D’Argo, John, Scorpius, Hynerian, Spanky, Sparky, Buckwheat, Little Buddy, Zhaan, Moya, Pilot, leviathan, gammack base, Pip, Luxan, Aurora Chair, Gelina.

(I’ve watched too much Farscape recently, too).

E.

[elmwood]

@jsgoddess

Your statins cannot overcome the Kosher headlock, peon!

'Tis right! Zev vould be so proud, nu?]
*
Kashrut is the body of Jewish law dealing with what foods we can and cannot eat and how those foods must be prepared and eaten. “Kashrut” comes from the Hebrew root Kaf-Shin-Resh, meaning fit, proper or correct. It is the same root as the more commonly known word “kosher,” which describes food that meets these standards. The word “kosher” can also be used, and often is used, to describe ritual objects that are made in accordance with Jewish law and are fit for ritual use.

Contrary to popular misconception, rabbis or other religious officials do not “bless” food to make it kosher. There are blessings that observant Jews recite over food before eating it, but these blessings have nothing to do with making the food kosher. Food can be kosher without a rabbi or priest ever becoming involved with it: the vegetables from your garden are undoubtedly kosher (as long as they don’t have any bugs, which are not kosher!). However, in our modern world of processed foods, it is difficult to know what ingredients are in your food and how they were processed, so it is helpful to have a rabbi examine the food and its processing and assure kosher consumers that the food is kosher. This certification process is discussed below.

There is no such thing as “kosher-style” food. Kosher is not a style of cooking. Chinese food can be kosher if it is prepared in accordance with Jewish law, and there are many fine kosher Chinese restaurants in Philadelphia and New York. Traditional Ashkenazic Jewish foods like knishes, bagels, blintzes, and matzah ball soup can all be non-kosher if not prepared in accordance with Jewish law. When a restaurant calls itself “kosher-style,” it usually means that the restaurant serves these traditional Jewish foods, and it almost invariably means that the food is not actually kosher.

Food that is not kosher is commonly referred to as treyf (lit. torn, from the commandment not to eat animals that have been torn by other animals). *

[5que]

They must really be the chosen people:

Kosher Gift Baskets
Kosher Super Store & More
Kosher Gift Baskets

I am still not giving up on my gophers, though.

[E-Sabbath]

Nazi gophers? Seig gopher hail gopher.
Gobbels like a turkey.

Himmler was simmler, and Goering has no balls at all.

Canaris and Rommel, honorable men like Brutus.

[Feydeau]

@laina_f

I was peeved about the ailing-may ist-lay ads. Now I’ve got three goat-related ads, and that makes me happy.
Unethical ads that Dopers will never click on:
Ads that amuse me:

C’mon Google. Surely you got some ads for badgers.

I did a quick Google search on “badger.” In addition to an ad for badger adoption, there seems to be a brand of radio-something called Badger.

[Feydeau]

@elmwood

In case I wasn’t heard the first time:

Au naturel, bald, bare, bared, disrobed, exposed, hn dishabille, leafless, naked, natural, nude, open, stark-naked, starkers, stripped, unclad, unclothed, unconcealed, uncovered, undraped, undressed, and unveiled.

You forgot skyclad.

[Fear_Itself]

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[5que]

Kosher still in the lead…

[ioioio]

Over in the other MPSIMS thread (locked) about influencing the Google ads, the next-to-last post mentioned pan-fried semen, and the Google ads are for spices, seasonings, and cooking stuff.

pan-fried semen

Skip Magic is threatening to close this thread as well.

pan-fried semen

[Bippy_the_Beardless]

@5que

Kosher still in the lead…

I think once you klick on one you keep getting it again and again, coz all I see are goat adverts!

Naturist beaches in California with skyclad pagan meetings and nude oily nurses.