I know, right? Truly, I was in rare form.
You’re so great you should have an entire message board named after you!
We’ll call it the Straight Giraffe Message Board!
RUN’S sock!!
Jack Batty’s Cinder Block Proof Junk.
I don’t have a joke for that; it just cracks me up to say it.
It’s a shame your name isn’t camel…then it could be the Spavined Dromedary Message Board and we could keep the acronym…
-XT
Why not give us a short description of it, then?
Now this made me laugh.
Although the Kinky Giraffe Message Board might be a bit more … well … nevermind.
It was too perfect. The mere thought of trying to recreate the dazzling gem of brilliance that was his post sullies it’s magnificence.
That, or he was just talking out his ass.
No we don’t.
It’s GiraffeIsAPoopyHeadBoard.com!!!
Oh yeah. Can I just say how sad I am to see the first thread go away. I didn’t even get a chance to read it.
I do love a good Liberal pitting as the guy is a sociopathic douche.
(I can still say sociopathic douche here right? I would call him a sociopathic douche cunt but I think that word is banned here now? How about I just stick with sociopathic douche shitstain fuck-knocker? No, perhaps not harsh enough. Well, if sociopathic douche cunt is allowed, I’m calling him that. If not, then let’s just leave it at sociopathic douche minus the cunt)
:eek:
Not sure what he puts in his pipe; I’d certainly switch to something less morbid.
Panama Red still around?
What’s your problem with gay giraffes?
They make my penis feel funny.
Aaaaaand, Morbo wins.
That doesn’t sound like a “problem” as much as you might need a lifestyle change.
Can we try to stay on track and get back to how much Liberal is a sociopathic douche*
*cunt??
Yeah, but funny like h…never mind, TMI as it is!
Can the Board go back to being all about Liberal again? Can it? Pleeeeeeease???
What about if he threatens to hold his breath until he dies. Can it go back to being all about Liberal then?
And remember–it was about a popularity contest. That was what was so important he told that story. And Euty’s slapping of him was one of the most…um…intense mod-slappings I’ve ever seen.
Sadly, that, along with whatever that sort of yellowy-tan Hawaiian stuff that oh-so-gently snuck up on you over like 30 minutes* is long gone.
Um. Not that I would know. I’m only repeating rumors that I heard…somewhere.
*You know: “Shit. I got rooked. This crap isn’t doing anythhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…ooohhh…lookit my fingers!”