By sifting through the comments section, apparently **Mike **has a hard-on for a liberal trollish commenter named Allison99Percent, and the column is a made up story about her.
It’s also apparent that all her comments have been removed, because people quote her comments, but the comments themselves aren’t there.
It speaks volumes when you’re a columnist who can’t even resist comment-section bait.
Cecil has never mentioned this halfwit brother. I think I know why.
I’ve heard that the ship on the Snapple bottles was bringing over black kids to rape white girls.
Unfortunately he was just about to score with the president of the Columbia U. Jewish She-Republicans club when he got a call and his ringtone broke the mood.
Allegorically, what the fuck does this mean? That people didn’t want to vote in 2008? That Obama appealed to people who thought they were too young to vote? The United States is around 220 years old and I think that’s old enough to have elections.
I’m struggling to figure out what this has to do with Obama being elected to the Senate, winning the Democratic primaries, and leading in the polls throughout almost all of the general election race. When was he rejected?
I was going to keep doing this, but I gave up and started skimming. This thing is two pages and I couldn’t even read it.
“Not only is this made up, the writing is shit.”
Aw, fuck! You totally had me going there, Mike! Everything was so plausible up to this point! I especially liked the strip club called The Alchemist. That’s such a good strip club name! If that club was there, I’d go every Friday and have a hot girl shake her tits at me while dressed like Nicholas Flamel! She can transmute my boner anytime.
Engaging one’s critics in the comments forum is not wholly contemptible. Mocking them when they have no way to respond is a cowardly act that even Diogenes the Cynic or mswas would never stoop to.
Though if George Souros really was giving money to make inflammatory comments on right wing blogs I’d totally apply. Hell, I’d consider it to make inflammatory comments on left wing blogs; I could use the money and write way better dribble than most of what’s left on them now.
“It lacks the complexity and even the nuance of conservative thought.”
OK, that’s funny.
I notice you can ‘flag as offensive’ the user comments, I’d love to know what offends the readers of that column.
Brilliant
I don’t know about that, but I have a couple young white daughters who wouldn’t say no.
I’m surprised his racebaiting and homobaiting haven’t gotten him into major disciplinary action at UNC-Wilmington. No gay or non-white student familiar with his comments could feel comfortable in his classroom.
I don’t say this of all right wing professors or all left wing professors and dissenting students- I had professors I did and didn’t like and did and didn’t agree with all over the political map- but most are professional enough not to stereotype all liberals or talk about picking up hot Jewish chicks (which is just gross for a middle aged man to do) or tell gay guys he seems to think recognize him to get them some latte or tell long go-nowhere racist parables about people who disagree with him. One day he’s going to say the wrong thing to the wrong student and get the shit sued out of that school.
Barry, a black man from Illinois.
Gee, I wonder what inspired the creation of that character?
By the way, Sampiro, you missed one of the points in the story. The strip bar was named The Alchemist - clearly showing that Satanists are running this nation’s pornography business. (They bought out the Jews back in 1979.)
Dennis Kucinich?
It’s called the Alchemist because it turns gold into lead. 
Story made no sense until I got here. Now I get it. Thanks Marley.
Oh, you.
Heh. I got it, but you WERE damn good.
So, who do the conservatives want screwing their young white daughters?
They’re trying to hash that out right now. We know it’s not Black Herman from Georgia (some would go on a date with him but one attempt to hand hold and he’s out of the car, doesn’t matter if it’s in motion), Randian Ron from Texas, or Unneutered Newt from (various places). It might be Sweet Transubstantiator from Transitional Pennsylvania Rick or Mormon Mitt the Massachusetts Millionaire, but I think ultimately it will be the latter. (It speaks volumes of the LDS that regardless of what you think of their religion there are few people you’d rest easier to know your daughter was on a date with than a nice Mormon boy.)
Themselves, obviously. 